KITCHEN SIGNS OF THE TIMES
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Kitchen closed --this woman has had it!
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!
So this isn't Home Sweet Home....
ADJUST!
Ring bell for maid service...
If no answer do it yourself!
Home Cooking--
like GRANDMAS use to do before COMPUTERS!
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
My house was clean 2 years ago,
too bad you missed it!
A clean kitchen is a wasted life! (mine)
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to live normal lives.
If you don't like my standards of cooking...
get off your backside and help!
If you write in the dust,
Please don't date it!
Help keep this kitchen clean--eat out!
The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house!!!!!!
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is DELIRIOUS!!
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