The Silver Lining to the Burning Question...
YOU BURNT THE BIRD???
A Dozen Reasons to Be Thankful!
Salmonella won't be a concern.
No one will overeat.
Everyone will think it's Cajun Blackened.
Uninvited guests will think twice next year before crashing the dinner.
Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.
The pets won't keep pestering you for scraps.
The smoke alarm was due for a test.
Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
The less turkey Uncle George eats,
the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
You'll get to the desserts quicker.
You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
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From the book by Craig Boldman and Pete Matthews,
Every Excuse in the Book: 714 Ways to Say "It's Not My Fault."