Christmas List

This is a humorous wish list. It is not real, I made it up. So please don't take it or get offended by it.

What 'N Sync Wants for Christmas

Lance's List
Dear Santa,
Hello, Mr. Claus. It has been a very long time since we have corresponded, about a year, hasn't it? Well, I just have a few things that I would like to cordially request from you. Here it my respectful list. 1.) A Martha Stewart Cookbook. I would like the 2001 edition. My 2000 is too old. I especially like the recipe for pecan pie. A southern gentlemen like me should always know how to cook, don't you think? 2.) The new Pantene Pro-V shampoo. The volume care kind, please. Its smells so good, and I'm sure it would add body and shine to my hair. 3.) If possible, the new Christna Aguilera Christmas CD. Don't tell Justin, though, he might tell his girlfriend and she'll get mad. That's all for now. I'm very much looking forward to your arrival. I will leave some of my Jenny Craig fat-free cookies and skim milk for you. I'm on a diet and I'm sure you've never seen hips like mine. They're huge!!!
Sincerely Yours, Mr. James Lansten Bass

Justin's List

Yo my Red Man! Wassup, homie g? Just chillin' at de North Pole wit Mrs. Claus, are you? I want a few tings for the big X. Christmas Day dat is. Like can you slip me a bag o' hair curlers? My curls be chillin' and dey not be curlin' like I be wantin' dem to. Oh, and my main woman be asking me to ask you for a bottle o' fake blond hair dye cuz her ole dyed hair ain't cuttin' that "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know" video of her's. Yo, man, I gotta get out and see my girl now so jist send me up the stuff when you get to it.
Not single but Still Ready To Mingle, Justin, da man.

JC's List

Dear Santa Claus,
I have a few things that I would like you to get for me for Christmas. Fist of all, I would like a new switch. That old one just doesn't work on Joey and Lance when they stays out late together. Secondly, you know how much I love to sleep,so I would like a new pillow, blanket, and bed for Christmas also. Thanks for taking the time to read my letter.
Sincerely, JC Chasez

Joey's List
Hello Mr. Santa! How are you and your woman? Me and my women, ur, uhm, woman are doing just fine. Just fine... [Joey sits and daydreams and then...] Oh, yeah, all I want for Christmas is some girls. You don't happen to have any cute elves around the north pole, do you? Well, if you do, just send them to me, we'll have a nice party in my hotel room, he he he. [laughs wickedly.] And food is always good. Can Mrs. Claus cook? I especially like spaghetti and other Italian foods. I think that's it. A thong might be nice to, if you have any that would fit my size. Or maybe... [[Joey imagines himself in a thong and then...] Nope, don't make it a thong for me, how 'bout a thong for my women, um, I mean, woman. Thanks!
--Joey Fatone.

Chris's List

Hey Big Guy! Guess what? [Santa would think 'What?'] Yeah! What! [Chris laughs. Santa would sigh and shake his head.] That's so funny! Ha,ha!!! Yeah, well I want a fake rubber spider for Christmas. I just love freaking out Lance with it. He laughs like a girl. Kinda looks and acts like one too... I also want some fake barf so I can 'barf' the night before a big show and freak the Big Daddy [JC] out. A whoopie cushion would be good too. Then I can put it under Joey when he's flirting with a bunch of girls and he'll be embarrassed. I also want a leash for Busta. A sparkly one maybe. Hey, Santa, look at me! [Chris, oblivious to the fact that Santa can't see him, stands on his head and twirls around. Santa, later when reading this, again shakes his head and sighs.] Ha, bet ya can't do dat, huh? OK, bye!!!
[No indication of who wrote the letter.]