[_Cheshire Cat_]


1.Carousel 2. M&M's 3. Fentoozler 4. Touchdown Boy 5. Strings 6. Peggy Sue 7. Sometimes 8.Does My Breath Smell? 9. Cacophony 10. TV 11.Toast and Banannas 12.Wasting Time 13. Romeo & Rebecca 14. Ben Wah Balls 15. Just About Done 16. Depends


Carousel

[_see Buddha_]


M&M's

You and I should get away for awhile

I just want to be alone with your smile

Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car

We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do

I just want to be your only one

I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw

That night on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland

There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand

Sometimes it makes me want to laugh

Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do

I just want to be your only one

I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw

That night on the floor when we were all alone

Who's gonna be the odd man out?

I don't want to be the odd man out

Is this going to be the end

Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?


Fentoozler

[_see Buddha_]


Touchdown Boy

There's this one guy

There's no one like him in all the world

'Cause you can always see

Those girls down on there knees

In those dark sweaty rooms

Planning out his thoughts

He's waiting for just the right

One by one as they

Walk right through the door, they

Keep on coming back I

Guess they just want more

He has fun fun fun as you

Might call him a whore, but

Just look where he's at 'cause

He is the one that scores

I saw my friend there

Out on the field today

I asked him where he's going, he said

"All the way," now

One by one as they

Walk right through the door, they

Keep on coming back I

Guess they just want more

He has fun fun fun as you

Might call him a whore, but

Just look where he's at 'cause

He is the one that scores

Go!


Strings

[_see Buddha_]


Peggy Sue

[_not available at this time_]


Sometimes

[_see Buddha_]


Does My Breath Smell?

Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want?

Who tells them all to laugh?

Who tells them all to talk about me?

And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here

Why do they, why do they

Always kick me in the groin when I come near And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit.

I don't know what I'm feeling

I'm just so sick of seeing

All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads

Who often just sit kick back

As I am not so relaxed

I often wonder why they act so odd

Because no worse a time

When it's just your time to Think you should make your move

It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse

What about that situation

All night procrastination

Taking to the point when you lead her to her door

There is nothing left there to say

I guess you best be on your way

But before you go you got to do that chore

No worse a time

When it's just your time to

Think you should make your move

It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse

Please won't you buy in

I'm always tryin'

I keep on tryin'

There's only so much pride that I can lose

I hope that when you see me

You see right through me

Come on now, honestly

I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue


Cacophony

When you talk about tomorrow

I'm not sure about today

When you tell me that you love me

What am I supposed to say?

Sometimes I don't feel

The same way as you feel

Words like forever

They scare the shit out of me

Maybe I'm afraid of commitment

Maybe you're too distracted to see that

Sometimes I don't feel

The same way as you feel

I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had thechance again

I think of all the things I'd scream

But I think it's for the best

That you and I just don't connect and

Things are never quite what they seem

Will there ever be

Someone to give her heart to me Or would I be to blind to see it

I wouldn't make a sound

I'd keep it underground

It always seems like I'm running around around

Running around around

Round

Sometimes I don't feel

The same way as you feel


TV

[_see Buddha_]


Toast & Banannas

[_see Buddha_]


Wasting Time

I'm wasting time thinking about a girl

And stealing her away from her world

She and I would run away

I think of all the things that I'd say

We'd talk about important things

And I picture it in my dreams

She'd teach me about modern art

And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

Maybe I'd impress her

By being in a band and

Maybe if I act real tough

She'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe I'll win her heart

By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and

Wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if I'm

Sitting at home, thinking about her

Or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's

When I made fun of that guy

Remebering the look she gave me

When I told her that I used to fry

I really want to ask her out

But my ego could never take it

And even if I got the balls

You know that the Cougar would never make it

And in my town you can't drive naked

And maybe I'd impress her

By being in a band and

Maybe if I act real tough

She'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe I'll win her heart

By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and

Wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if I'm

Sitting at home, thinking about her

Or am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Wasting my time thinking about a girl


Romeo & Rebecca

[_see Buddha_]


Ben Wah Balls

No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)

Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house

So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth

And happily and gay

Well I guessed exactly that

Because he found a special girl

That put him in a special trance

He fell in love so quickly

What the hell was he to expect

That the girl under his arm wasn't the same

As any other girl

That he had thought that he once met

I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss

She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed

And then quietly one day

He sang a song that's been deep within his heart

Causing some ingestion

He finished with a great big fart and

She knew at that one moment

That song was something she heard before

So she asked him to do that again

Then out the door they hurried

She was gonna find out for sure

So she analyzed his rear end

She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.

He used to always fart and sing this special song.

Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.

'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."

I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,

Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...

I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,

Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...


Just About Done

[_instrumental_]


Depends

I don't want to urinate on myself

I don't want to urinate on anyone else

Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore

Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light

No more soiled nights alone

But I guess I don't have a care

Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)

I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)

I had an accident today

I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light (go, go)

No more soiled nights alone

Well, I guess that I don't have a care

If I on't have a load in my underwear


[_Buddha_] [_Dude Ranch_]

[_Enema of the State_]