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 Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.....so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it......and she went "Bow-wow" so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.
Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went "Meow." The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again , and the blonde said "Potatoes."She Was Soooooooo Blonde.... ~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ~ she thought a quarterback was a refund ~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order ~ she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center ~ she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats ~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics" ~ she tried to drown a fish ~ she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" ~ she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK" ~ if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back ~ she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept ~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius" ~ she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store ~ if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless ~ she studied for a blood test ~ she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train ~ she sold the car for gas money ~ when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends ~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved ~ she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill ~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" B: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." P: "Uh ... How's that working?" B. "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." P. "And why do you think that is?" B. "I figure its because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing." A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000km on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "If I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000km. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000km on it."
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