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Table of Contents: 1. Letter from the Editor 2. Ranks 3. Stories 4. Story Contest!!!! 5. Miscelanious..... 6. Polls 7. Trivia 8. Gossip 9. True / False 10. Ads

LETTER FROM THE EDITOR- Hey everyone!!!! I have gotten quite a few comments!!!! And I thank you all for everything youve helped with!!! One problem.... I NEED MORE MEMBERS!!!!! I know one club that has only started a few days ago and they already have about 20 more members than us!!!!!! We are better than that guys!!!!!!!! Please help out with this and send in the stories!!!!!! We need stories!!!!! I REALLY NEED HELP WITH THIS!!!!!!! OTHERWISE I WILL HAVE TO DIS-CONTINUE THE CLUB!!!!!!!! I WONT HAVE A CHOICE!!!!!! Thank you......

RANKS

1. Ness - RedArwing 2. Jeff - Matingly22 3. Poo - OnettNess 4. Paula- Red Jewel7 5. Apple Kid - NYCBart 6. Dr. Andonuts - SeCtor X19 7. Mr. Monotoli - CarnageNGa 8. Dungeon Man - MarioBoshi 9. Mayor Pirkle- Chrono127 10. Lier X Agerate - CasaDeJoey 11. Police Chief Strong - DEDKENDS 12. Regular Police Man - IWPLB 13. Frank - K man 014 14. Mr. Saturn - Nikolai64 15. Orange Kid - Crazed MogX 16. Bubble Monkey - Aximilli99 17. Tony (Jeff's Friend from school) - FMBW15 18. Desert Miner - AlexAtBat1 19. Everdred - N64 kid12 20. Runaway Five -Camkiwi, MARKPSX, LOVES Leo7, Haplo859, and NATHENDO1 21. The Invisible Man (Moonside) - TAZ JHM 22. Bubble Monkey - Aust200

23. King - (All unlisted members are at this rank.) 24. Ruffini - If you are unlisted you can consider yourself this rank also. 25. Spiteful Crow - If you are listed as this rank, you are kicked out of the club. 26. The Shattered Man - Image8710 (This is a very, very, bad thing to be)

STORIES

Thank you very much, for all of these stories!!!! if you send one in, you will be promoted!!!! Its not so hard. Just write a bunch of nonsense, cause remember, EarthBound is wacky!!!!!!!!!!! RedarWing

An April Fools Earthbound(This story's totally wacked out!) By Matingly22-(Also, tell your members to try and find the things wrong with the story!) -I know this story makes absolutely no sense, its not supposed to make sense since its an April Fools story. One morning, Ness woke up in the middle of Moonside, and the invisible man was standing next to him, brushing his silver tooth. He kicked Ness out of the place, and in a matter of minutes Ness teleported to Fourside, to meet up with his girlfriend Venus. They were having a double date along with Jeff and Paula. Poor Poo, Paula thought, all alone, no girls will ever like him!!! As they went to the local Burger Shop to eat, there was a big spectacle going on, as everyone was watching "Air Pokey" show off his newest 1080 degree slam dunk. When they got to the Burger Shop, finally, Ness and Venus suddenly teleported into the middle of Dusty Dunes desert, while Jeff and Paula going to Summers. Ness and Venus both thought "Hey, theres noobody around Ness.....!!!" Well, they did their business when they suddenly teleported again, right into Saturn Valley where every perverted Mr Saturn was watching, and screaming BOING, BOING, ZOOM!!!, BOING ZOOM!!!!!! .Meanwhile, in Summers, Jeff proposed to Paula, and she slapped him and said she was only using him, and it was over. Neither cared though, when their good friend Giygas walked over and greeted them. Giygas had just finished doing charity work for the poor, and Paula was so happy that Giygas was such a good person, that she kissed him, and in only days they got hitched. And Jeff, on the other hand, began to feel depressed and went to visit his gay friend Tony who was in the middle of shaving his legs. Tony said that he shouldn't go to him, maybe he should go to someone who knew Paula better. Jeff then went to Dalamn, and hung out with Poo for a little while. They were suddenly teleported into Saturn Valley, where they saw Ness, and Venus, and the perverted Saturns bouncing all over them, and they realized that if Ness could be so open to the world, then they should be, and they then announced to the world that they were gay, and Jeff would become princess of Dalamn, along with Prince Poo!!! Ness barfed all over Venus when he heard this, and she dumped him. Poor ol' Ness, a swingin' bachelor again, went to go visit Paula one last time, since he knew that once Paula and Giygas finally married, they would return to Giygas' homeland and to never be seen again. Paula was in Twoson, saying goodbye to her family and friends when Ness warped outta nowhere. He looked at Paula for just a second, and in that second Paula morphed into SUPER PAULA, an evil, supernatural Paula, who she would remain for the rest of her life, and she tried to kill Ness, when he got the Orange Kid to make a Paula Eraser. He got it, and when he was about to use it, Paula decapitated Ness and ate him. Paula eventually turned Giygas evil, no matter how good of a person Giygas was, Paula's powers were too much for him. They teleported back to Giygas' home planet, to eventually become the rulers of the universe. Jeff and Poo, however, got a bunch of friends together, like Tony, Star Master, Maxwell, Dr Andonuts, Bubble Monkey, and Tessie but they were all destroyed by Super Paula. Giygas took care of the Saturn race, killing every one of them and making them go extinct. The world was basically doomed. Hippies whiped out. Exit Mice gone. Sharks, easiest opponents ever for Giygas. Starmen, whiped out by their former leader. The earth as we know it, was basically destroyed. BUT, there was 1 last hope. A Foppy, who survived extinction, telepoprted somehow up to Giygas/Super Paula land. He says to Giygas "Yo whatcha be messin wit' my homies for, son??" Suddenly, Foppy was able to concenrate and he used a power never seen before in the universe. PSI F0pp0!!!! Although he killed himself, since hes too stupid to realize he was going to, but he also killed Super Paula and Giygas, and blew up their whole world!!!!! The Foppy had brought peace to the world, even though there was almost nobody to be thankful for anymore. Oh well, the end...! The Fresh Breeze Sharks By:CrazedMogX It was a normal day in Onett.The birds were chirping,The kids were playing,EarthBound of course.And like usual The Sharks were terrorizing the Onett Arcade.The owner of the Onett Arcade,Mr.Mark Andonuts(no relation to Dr.Andonuts) had just gotten the new arcade game Earthbound vs Superman,a new fighting game and almost every arcade playing boy and girl in Onett was there to play,some even cut school to go there and play Earthbound vs Superman.It was 3:00 and every school bell in Onett had just rung,much to the surprise,every Shark was in school that day,no one faked sick,or cut.When the bell rang,Ness asked his friend Robby if he wanted to go to the arcade and Robby said to Ness "sure Ness".When they were on the corner of 4th avenue and Elm Street by Onett Arcade,a shark came up to them and said "Hey Frank,look its that loser Ness and his stupid friend Robby" Ness said what and before Ness could turn around he saw Frank Fly and his gang of Skate Punks and Pogo Punks and Yesman Jrs surrounding the two.They started teasing Ness and Robby when all of a sudden Ms.Robertson the leader of the Fresh Breeze Movement came up to them and said "Ah Ha,I caught you boys your all going to the police,you are why people are leaving Onett,your very bad boys".Some of the Sharks started laughing but all of a sudden Police Chief Strong was there.He went up to the group and said "So if it isn't the Sharks I got you now,your all going to jail,let those 2 boys go." Ness said "Thanks Chief Strong" and then Ness and Robby ran to the arcade to play EarthBound vs Superman.When they got there they saw Mr.Andonuts and he said "Hi boys,are you here to play EarthBound vs Superman,I'm sorry it broke,someone tried to put a quarter in and the whole machine collapsed sorry boys." Ness said "Well if this wasn't the worst day ever first the sharks,now this." Robby said "well at least we can still make fun of pokey".And Ness said yeah so they went to the store and bought some toilet paper and TP'd Pokey's house.Ness and Robby said "Maybe the day wasn't that bad" and they both went to Robby's house to play EarthBound for Super Nintendo The End HERE IS ANOTHER SHORT STORY WRITTEN BY ME.... One Day In Onett........... by RedArwing One beautiful day in the peaceful town Onett, trouble was brewing.... Everyone was up to there regular antics, except a certain group of people called the Sharks. Everyone hated the Sharks. They were cruel and mean and spit in your eyes. They were always up to something, and today, was no exception.... A shark walked down the street toward the Arcade, a regular hangout for the Shar(ks Gang. He had an idea for what the sharks could do today. He walked in and went to talk to frank. He told Frank his idea. This was his idea: He wanted for the sharks to go down to city hall and trash the place. Frank liked his idea and agreed to go. So an hour later they were all ready to go to city hall. When they reached city hall, a man stood outside. He told them that the mayor was busy and couldnt see anyone today. They ignored him and went inside. Then once they were inside........

(TO BE CONTINUED)

Twoson Adventure Continued by RedarWing AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! yelled Everdred. The world spun wildly around him and colors flashed violently. Soon every thing was dark and then a neon light flickered..... And another.... then the rest of the room lit up in bright neon lights and a man bent over and said "Welcome to FFFFFRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNN!" Everdred passed out again. When he awoke, the man was bent over him again. "Wake up buddy!" he said. Everdred yelled and jumped to his feet. He ran out the door and was also astonished by the vast array of bright green and hot pink. A huge sign in front of him said: F~R~E~E~S~O~N the WiLdEsT place in Twoson..........

THE RICHEST MAN $$$$

By Anonymous. The man looked over his balcony, and looked at the city he had bought. Then he turned back and turned on the t.v. On the weather channel he saw that the biggest hurricane in the world was headed towards Fourside. He thought it was just a big joke, so he turned off the telivision and looked back at the balcony. And he saw the horizon, and a storm as dark as night was coming, with thunderbolts crashing. He thought the storm might be true after all. So he decided to close all of his windows and see what happened next. Then all of the sudden, the storm started to shrink from the bottom. It was headed for his skyscraper. He panicked and jumped back, and forth, slapping his head around.... The storm soon centered in on the skyscraper. The only way to escape was the heli-pad.... But the wind was so strong it started to blow his servants out the window. He headed for the stairs but it was too late. The beams at the bottom of the building, ripped, as if they were made of flimsy paper. The skyscraper headed toward the ground and turned wildly on its base. Then it smashed to the ground and rolled, still turning, and practiccaly destroyed everything in a 1 mile radius. The man needed to escape, and he was badly bruised. So he pulled out his can of beans. He opened the can and slammed it down! The beans took immediate action and with an exploding mass of gas, he was off! Unluckily the gas was mixing with the storm. Creating really, really deadly acid rain and pollution. But with the gas, the storm started to grow. And soon covered the whole world. But unluckily a marine in a safety shelter decided to take a drag..... But as soon as he flicked and sparked the lighter............ The earth exploded!!!! Then mixing with the suns gases, the storm made the sun into a super-nova. Exploding the entire solar system.

AND IT WAS ALL CAUSED BY......... EL NINO!!!!! :::::::::STORY CONTEST:::::::

Please enter the story contest!!!! it was brought to my attention by a certain member and its a good idea!!! i start a story and you send in endings for it!!!!!! i will post the best!!!!! RedarWing

YOU FINISH THIS..........

One morning Ness woke up and said to himself..... i think i will go visit the coastal cliffs. So he headed south toward that cheesy beach house that the salesman was trying to sell to him for a while. So when Ness arrived the man was gone and Ness was curious to what was inside the house, so he wandered inside....... e-mail me with your endings!!!!!!!! RedarWing

Ness - PSI: "Special", Flash, Life-up, Heal, Sheild, Hypnosis, Paralysis, Teleport Utimate Weapon: Gutsy Bat Hometown: Onett Paula -

PSI: PSI Fire, PSI Freeze, PSI Thunder, PSI Magnet, Psychic Sheild, Ultimate Weapon: Holy Fry Pan Hometown: Twoson Jeff - PSI: None. (But I sure love those bottle rockets of his!) Ultimate Weapon: Gaia Beam Hometown: Winters Poo - PSI: PSI Freeze, PSI Fire, PSI Thunder, PSI Starstorm, PSI Life-up, PSI Magnet, Heal, Sheild, Brain Shock and Teleport. Ultimate Weapon: Sword of Kings Hometown: Dalaam

If you have anthing like the above, please send it to me so I can put it in the Misselaneous section. Thank you! Click Here mail me!

.-=POLLS=-.

Last weeks polls came in pretty steady but i really wish more people would participate. - RedarWing What is your favorite vehicle in EartBound??? 1. Tessie - 50% 2. Bicycle - 20% 3. Bus - 20% 4. Sky Runner - 10% What do you think Jeffs eyes are colored???? 1. Jet Black - 48% 2. Hazel - 12% 3. Blue - 20% 4. Brown - 10% 5. Other - 10% This weeks poll: "What is the most bizzare enemy in EarthBound??? 1. Scolding Coffee 2. Abstract Art 3. Mystical Record 4. Dali's Clock or 5. Mad Taxi TO SEND IN YOUR ANSWERS RedarWing

:::TRIVIA::: by Redarwing

This weeks trivia is a real dousy!! It really is!!! I got ONE reply from last time. ONE with all the right answers, at least. Please reply by clicking here : 1. Who am I ? I live in Twoson and I often Hang out in the park, because thats where i live. 2. De-scramble : STERNIW Hint: its a town 3. What is the name of the evil statue you fight in Moonside? 4. How much does a bag of fries cost and how much HP does it recover? 5. What is the name of the first Starman you face? Well, thats it! e-mail me with the answers and you get promoted!!!!!! HERE ARE LAST WEEKS ANSWERS What is the name of the dog in the Onett drugstore????? A: Ruffini Why does the apple kid have such a messy house???? A: Because he doesnt have a social life and doesnt tend to it. Descramble this: Nostwon Hint: Its a town |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I am heart-broken... ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| dont ask why.........

M-O-O-N-S-I-D-E G-O-S-S-I-P

This is gossip!!!!!! Send it to me so I can put it in the weeeeeeekly newsletter!!!!! I have a lot of gossip since last time and its VERY interesting, good news for NATHENDO1 and other club leaders so read on!!! - Redarwing - The good news for NATHENDO1 is that it is thought that the RoWdY mIcE will re-appear in EB64. Along with a few other enemies such as...... The New-Age Retro Hippie and the "Conducting Menace" - Did you know, that in EB64 they planned on taking all the regular characters out (Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo.) and adding completely new ones?!?!?!?!?!?! Outrageous!!!!! - I've been to Dinosaur Land!!!!!! (No Rumor) Its true!!!!! Its reaaaaally tacky!!!! And they have a whole lot of giant fiber-glass dinos, just like on the cover of the EB strategy guide!!! - The Ego Orb was modeled after one of the games creators... - The Picture of "Summers" inside the strategy guide is actually a photo of the coast of Rio De Janeiro.... Thats it for now!!!! RedarWing

TRUE / FALSE by Redarwing E-mail me and be rewarded.... (With the answers)

True or False: Ness lives in Onett True or False: The first time you meet Dungeon Man is in Scaraba. True or False: The first Starman you face is called "Starman Super" True or False: Ness has a bat called the Major League Bat. True or False: Jeff is the 4th person to join your party. True or False: EarthBound was the 1st EarthBound game created. True or False: The dog in the drugstore's name is "Raffufu". (Bonus) True or False: The Snow Wood boarding school is an "All boys" school...... First 3 people to e-mail me the answers will be promoted.. RedarWing

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