EB Gang News

8-23-99 Issue 101 8-23-99

INTRODUCTION
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Lead by and NL writer: EBG Ness@aol.com


Dear EarthBound Gang Memebers.

Sorry for this small extra email, but I would like to personally convey to you 2 events that will be taking place. The first event is the newsletter. Because of School starting for most of us, with all the sports, and events that will be coming up. The newsletter will be only 4 parts long now. We will be getting rid of part 5 because most people will be too busy to read it. Also, there may be the occasional event where a NL may be a day late because of my Class Presidency and whatnot.

The club will not be degraded or fallen apart in anyway.


The second event I would like to convey is an event that has happened because of TMGiygas and SNESman64's stupidness. They made an Anti EarthBound Gang club. But because of a Sting operation with me and IHI E A D involved we were able to get there ENTIRE plan and eliminate them pernamently from the club.

This just goes to show you.. Do not mess with the club.. Or you too can get busted and face the possiblity of a deleted account and/or removal of other things.

Thank you and Enjoy the newsletter.
EBGNESS

EB Gang News

8-23-99 Issue 101 8-23-99

Part 1 of 5 of the EarthBound Gang Newsletter
Wanna learn about getting promotions and stuff? Read Below
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Lead by and NL writer: EBG Ness@aol.com


~~EarthBound Gang Special News~~


Member of the YEAR award
In two weeks, I will be beginning the Annual member of the Year Award. This award goes out to someone who has helped this club in a lot of ways. Someone who has made constant positive affliction to this club, and someone who won't mind his Name being at the bottom of Part 5 every week for a year saying he is member of the year.

School is coming
Hey Guys, School is coming and for most of us, Including me... We will all be busy during the school year. I do not know yet if anything of the club is going to change yet, I still have to meet with the leaders. But if we do not get some help, and I will have a list of jobs for hire next week.. The NL may have to go bi-weekly during the first semester of school. Or we may have a mini and a big NL in 1 week intervals.

StarCraft tournament information
The Starcraft tournament is well on its way. As soon as I make sure I have everything right, I will send the schedual to all of the people who turned in applications. We may start as early as this coming Wendesday so stay tuned for more information.

EarthBound Gang Radio
The EarthBound Gang Radio is a HUGE success. It is amazing on how many people like the EarthBound Gang Radio. Now, it is running almost Every day starting at 7:30. If you wanna check to see if it is running, just come to our Private Room Giant Step and see if us music groupies are in there. Remember that you need winamp to play so.. If you don't have winamp, Click Here and go get Winamp! Finally, if you have any questions, or songs in MP3 form that you would like to donate to the radio, Email MichaelD9 and talk to him.

A message from MichaelD9

The Earthboung Gang Radio

The Earthbound Gang Radio has grown by leaps and bounds. I have recieved many music requests and ideas on how to make the radio better. The only way I could think of repaying everyone for staying tuned and giving me ideas is to have a MEGA BROADCAST on WEDNESDAY!! Yes, that's right, a MEGA Broadcast. Most likely, unless my mom has some surprise plans, I will broadcast from 7:00 PM ET - 12:00 PM ET! The other great news is that I have gotten around about 20-30 new MP3s that lots of people want. To make things even better, I will look for about 70 more tomorrow, to make a total of 100 NEW MP3s!! Now, a mega broadcast is not complete unless I have one final thing. Yes, that final thing is a Name That Tune Contest! I will have a tournament for Name That Tune. To enter, all you have to do is either click here to E-Mail me saying you want to be a part of it, or you could just IM me when the radio show starts. The winner will get either 3 tokens or a promotion, and an interview on the Earthbound Gang Radio. Speaking of interviews, I will now conduct interviews through Yahoo Messager because 1. My parents don't like me giving out my phone number, and 2. It's a lot easier for me. The first person to be interviewed with the new interview method is probably going to be IHI E A D because he stopped the Anti Earthbound Gang singlehandedly. I just need to double check and make sure it's OK with him. Remember: It's never too late to hand in your request, so if you have any, E-Mail me! Anyway, this is basically all that's needed to know. Be sure to be at the Earthbound Gang Meeting this Wednesday from 7:00 PM ET - 12:00 PM ET, that's 6:00 PM CT, 5:00 PM MT, and 4:00 PM PT. Bye everyone!

Scrambler and Trivia Tournament Next Week
Next week we will be running our near Bi-weekly Scrambler and Tournament competition next week. It will be after the SUNDAY meeting at 8:00 PM. The winner can get up to 10 tokens if he is good and fast, so if you are good at EarthBound, ChronoTrigger, Pokemon, FinalFantasy, Other RPG's, And basic hard Trivia and popular vocabulary words come on down. I will send a reminder tomarrow.


~~Weekly Club Information~~

Meeting Information:
Days: Every Wednesday and Saturday
Times: 6:00 PM Central, 7:00 PM Eastern
Location: Giant Step <--- Link
Location 2: Lumine Hall <--- Link
Only go to Location 2 if Location 1 is full. We will have a meeting host in there on Wednesdays. Remember that meetings are a good way to get tokens and promotions as I give out as many as 40 of each a meeting! We have a lot of fun, and you get to see what is up with the club that isn't mentioned in the Newsletter and so forth.

Message Board Information:
Location: EarthBound Gang <--- Link
Well, come visit the message board. We have a lot going on, and it is a lot of fun to go too. Hey, who knows you may meet someone who like/hate!

Web Page Information:
Completion time: 4 days.
The webpage is currently under construction. It will be a marvelous tool once the page is done. The construction is being done by your AAVP Jon Ls God. If you have an ad that you would like to be submitted, a story, a fanart, a link, or anything else that you would like on the webpage. Please send it to Seprith. <- One of my other screen names.

Newsletter Information
Release Time: Late Monday Night.
The newsletters usually come out late Monday night. To get an article in, I need it by Saturday night sometime. Interviews are done Monday Morning. The newsletter is usually 5 parts, and goes out around 11:00 PM eastern.

~~Member of the Week~~

This week's Member of the Week is: MichaelD9
Who else could it be? He has been one heck of a helper around here. He is the leader that is running EarthBound Gang Radio. He is helping me get my Comedy Monolouge going, has provided me with many good programs, helped me get my radio thing going, And so forth. He also does anything when asked, comes to most of the meetings, and on top of that all, usually doesn't complain! He is great! Keep up the work MichaelD9


~~Ranks~~

This week, we are voting if yet another one of our famed members should obtain the Apple of Enlightment rank. This rank is for the hardest working member(s) in our club. Here is a list of what he has done.

1. Assisted with Prog work.
2. Been in the EBGang since the beginning.
3. Submitted a few articles for the newsletter.
4. Hosted Trivia a couple of times.
5. Shows up for some meetings.

The choice is yours members, His name is Ava FM, Do you think that he should or shouldn't get the rank of Apple of Enlightment. The Choice my friend is yours.

Yes he should be AOE
No he should not be AOE


Apple of Enlightment
OA Frank Fly

OaFrankFly has been a great member to the EarthBound Gang. If I am not mistaken, he has been in this club longer than my 1 1/2 years. He has helped with many projects such as Jeopardy and beating us all in trivia. He has gotten us many member's in Onettness' time, and has been Member of the Week (((6))) times! His work shall always be remembered as he is the first Apple of Enlightenment.
APPLE KIDS

CanmanCi Bondluke00 Chrisk@soback.net Ebounding
FMBW15 Harisn Saintmoose Gamingdog
Daboom1357 MaulikD IceburgX4 Stormguy5
Johnie2001 Spcymetbal Gretel09 BABSEE3
MikroKow Yogi52o Reelbig9 Typhoon742
Adrieweth Happy675 GoldKman64 EBGDragon

Dr. Andonuts
ANTDuble07 Barret82 Bdog676 BLAlien DEMON300
EBG Dragon Gi Joker42,
IHI E A D Jhill0630 JohnMcCeb Jon Ls God KeatonMill KiddyKong Ltjg Lotus LtcJoeAsA HighWind55 Lic2kil002 Link340254 Loma359 KempJ40 Matingly22 MibXXagent Ness3Toad NinerPratt QUIDHOC TheN64Pro Sabin Cole SkitzZero ShaBam84 Slimbobway SonicCBP TCBCA Vgamer64 Yesman Jr Yoshi7753 Yogi52o

Buzz-Buzz
Adriewth, Aeryn55105 Anime566 AntICloud Carlos1236 EB0und ESea560 ExtremeTNW Happy675 Jago77777 Moondoggey PoliceN64 Rampage 6x Rasberrian SephiroFF7 SwAmPie DX

Tracy
DaCyberDoc EBGDboss EBJeff98 Hawk568846 Madman 912 MIK042 Snesman64 WorldF3

Brick Road
AznOppaAzn Cardfan212 Chattercid DaBoom1357 Culex888 DanMan5769 Elena1999 ESegoura GoLdGuY5 JTom2Cold MadDuck710 NycBartS23 StarFox479 TMgiygas VGl090388 Xusic

---Great Ranks---[29]

Frank Fly
Biff714 Bluegoo26 CARTMANN20 ChrisNBR1 Condor1001 DavKirk Dsanz98 GrouchoSix Mog694 Silver Ldr


Bubble Monkey
BaSkEtBl01 Dack113485 DEDKENDS DemonMold KiddyKong LuNaR mAb M8466 MGSegaM RhinoBlast RustySerfer Teslacoil5 Yeerk543

Tessie
aderouin@mindspring.com Cougar1120 Joeslop KRISO2000 Mystikcow@hotmail.com Majin Elf NerHerder4 StarFox165 Tcashio


---Good Ranks---[58]

Flying Man
AirDogg43 ChrisTaz11 Cyboars Discoweirdo@juno.com FishHead12 kokochuc@lemoorenet.com Ness s 2nd Nikolai64 PolsVoice1 Quantium ShyGuy6758 Y2Ksquare1 Zmog

Hungry Digger
Boltfast11 Buckdawg23 Cdyfoxster Efflerdk, HHHHBKDX11 Keeper132 Kid of Seph kindDiky Lys6 MadDuck710 MCkkMUshi NOA4evr RaGeizHeRE Reaperx16 Roadhawk19 Raicool15 SKATEB1015 Skulryk1 Soccer9479 StargateX1 SNIFIT 9 Trick8950 Trunks253 Whammo12

Tendite
ANT Centra ANT EBWiz Bomber7190 CBABQ3 Chris88876 Bean390 Bogardfury
NeoCid NessJeff11 Orbit X92 PackrzLovr Poopyneck PrettyDM Ranko15 Ridus105 Sasukeninj Vadered YshiKraken

Mr. Saturn
AdidasKAK Alloran1 ANT MWE ANTRPGSPY Astrodude0 Bowser05 BubsyRacer Bug25Bug ChronoHawk D1sk D3pthChrge FF8Legend FZERO128 fuzzyk@globalserve.net Goro177856 GReeNDay66 Hiro Kyoto IBAPest IVallies JamesB007o JDJnco Kjleftin Knu97 MarioBros7 Milenko840 N0rNiAc NUS4U OnettNess6 Ones111111 PSXprotctr RedArwing riven@orangedot.com RyanPC2 Soceye386 TAPHREEK WaldoThe WarlensT WRBlaster Wonkey9 XXWCM2 Yojoe1223

---Average Ranks---[107+King]

Everdred
Airicman AirHead539 AndyGP14 ANTMarlins ANT SpOoNs Besser123 Bullion14 BJIL Patbuns Chronotrggr@ragemail.com,cloudkb1@juno.com CHRKID88 Dabomb1357 DengarSW, Discoweirdo@juno.com, Dragon6163 GBCkid98 Georg15216 Giygas HarvMoon10 IKOVV Jade 3567 JBomb99101 Jomama1357 JEE345 Lakitu7 LaundryHag Littlejr12 Luigi64Man Mega64 Missymint Mog Kupo0
Mr Cool 8 Nickpi PixyMisa Rebel12762 Ricky7878 Sailr1Vnus SeaMnky999 SEE Tony ShawMic316 StopperMJS SuperMK622 Thug2Deth Treyman355 TUROK64407 WarlensT xxlars99xx@hotmail.com Yakko786 y2kant@hotmail.com ZangZip Zorak 501

Lier X. Agerate
AerisFF7PS ADAMFAN1 Ash 12325376 AL E OOP64 ANT bobbyB ANT Fox6, ANT ob1 ANT SpOoNs ANTwalkman Aust200 Baker2581 BaRrEt4279 Bball14008 BIFFCAKE Brett0801 BTWooten Bulma89145 Chicbull19 CocoboSage CreedII Cyrill elven__2@yahoo.com FaBomb1357 GETTINPLAC hhh61@hotmail.com JamesBob02 Jjamese JoHnGolf01 Jordan1400 Jomama1037 JSilber970 Kwalka LaingGod Linz8641 KNiCkS226 KLWSurfer Link3182 Magicawe Master6684 Melvin500 Michaelff3 Mrshmlwbrd MrWillGuy Mystic7X NATHENDO1 New York35 NOA4evr PackrzLovr PSXprotctr PSI Magnet PSM200 Quackor781 Red jewel7 Rocky H75 Samurai Phl sewlynward@yahoo.com SethhI6@ix.netware.com SHAUNSOLO1 SimSpy007 Skyfall87 Slinky829 spriteboy29@hotmail.com Smoomluvr Snooky6445 Spyder4787 Tacoking2 TajGenie Tarzan3349 TCBCA TDavis3011 Tmktr TomBond006 Typhoon742@yahoo.com UGN Pro VanHorn185 Venis108 VoltronFan Weothie WOLFPACRZ1 WytSakura Zi Mog


~~How to Gain and Lose Tokens and Promotions~~

How to Gain Ranks and Tokens:
Show up at the meetings
Participate in the newsletter.
Win the monthly contest.
Do special things for the club.
Send me downloads I don't have.
Send some Logo's for the EarthBound Gang Newsletter.
Write an article for the EarthBound Gang Newsletter.
Just behave.
Be Active.
Have fun!

How to Lose Ranks and Tokens:
Make me angry with you for doing something bad.
Make other members angry for you doing something bad.
Do not participate for an long time.
Raid or disrupt the process of an EarthBound Gang meeting.
Recruit False Members.
Anything else that is deemed distasteful or disruptive to the club.

How to get Apple Kid
Do something special for the club.
Hold the rank of Dr. Anodunts
Submit 15 tokens for the rank.
Be in the EarthBound Gang for 3 months.

How to get Apple of Enlightment
Be an Apple Kid for 3 months.
Be Member of the week at least once.
Submit 15 tokens for the ranks.
Be voted in by the members of the club, the leaders, and others.

TOKENS

Antmarlins-1 YshiKraken- 3 SkitzZero-1 Caj8585-8 Hatter78-1
Happy675-11 Daboom1357-8 Yogi52o-4 IHI E A D-9 Greenday66-2
WorldF3- 3 Nessjeff11-2 IceburgX4-2 Bullion14-2 Neocid-2
MaulikD-4 Gretel09-7 Condoor1001-2 EBGDboss-2 Yoshi7753-6
Kylin69-2 AntEBWizDx-3 Biff714-2 LtcJoeAsa-5 JonLsGod-8
CanmanCI-6 BearBear13-2 Moondoggey-1 Vgamer64-3 GBCkid98-1
Aquaduck34-1 GoldKman64-3 OaFrankFly-22 Ness3Toad-1 GenoSk8er-1
GamingDog-7 Onemagic1-2 Reelbig9-2 TCBCA-1 Harisn-2
YesmanJr-3 Loma359-7 Ridus105-3 Jhill0630-8 Lys6-13
Buckdawg23-2 Whammo12-14 MibxxAgent-2 EB0und-2 Mishima23-2
Bdog676-5 Lic2kil002-13 Baseba6192-1 Crxwhite--11 BlAlien-2
Melvin500-4 Canmanci-1 Laundryhag-1 Icebergx4-3 Cdyfoxster-1
Barret82-1 Bondluke00-8 Madman912-13 Slimbobway-10 Krzypimps-5
CBABQ3-4 MichaelD9-4 Bullion15-1 Starfox479-1 KempJ40-1
Yoshi7753-2 AppkidIq99-11 Skulryk-4 JamesB0070-3
Mikro Kow-5 EBG Dragon-8 Patbuns-3 Soccer9479-1
Sonic CBP-1 Bomber7190-1 HHHHBKDX11-2 Iceburgx4-2 Mik042-3
See Tony-2 Aeryn55105-1 Johnie2001-2 Link340254-4
RyanPC2-2 Knux97-2 Neocid-2 Besser123-4
Jago77777-2 Teslacoil5-4 Snesman64-2 NlnerPratt-5
Danman1124-1 BABSEE3-2 Effeldrk-1 Onettness-24
Keeper132-2 Darkjedi87-3 Keatonmill-3 Snifit9-1
Ry Sego-1 Benthebad-2 Beaniecmf-2 Lomas dead-2


Tokens
Updated List
10 tokens:
-Gum chewer's paradise! (4 packages of various gum) 001
-Gun lover's paradise! (1 Rifle, 1 Shotgun, 1 Pistol) [JUST KIDDING!]

15 tokens:
Trick Yo-yo 002
Dart Gun w/ accessories 003
Cap Gun w/ caps 004
Small Water Gun 005
Small Lego Set 006
Upper Deck Basketball Cards 007
Upper Deck Baseball Cards 008
Upper Deck Football Cards 009
Magic: The Gathering: Booster Pack (Urza's Destiny series) 010
Magic: The Gathering: Booster Pack (Unglued) 011
24 Pack of Crayola Crayons 012

20 tokens
$5(USPS money order) 013
Pokémon: Pikachu Power Bouncer 014
Nintendo Power Magazine, newest issue 015

25 tokens
Pokémon TCG Booster Pack (Base set) 013
Pokémon TCG Booster Pack (Jungle series) *HOT!* 014

35 tokens:
-EarthBound for SNES, used 015
-Pokémon TCG: Starter Set 016
-Pokémon TCG: Pre-constructed deck, "Power Reserve" 017
-Pokémon TCG: Pre-constructed deck, "Water Blast" 018
-Pokémon CD: 2.B.A. Master *HOT!* 019
-Pokémon: Electronic Talking Squirtle 020
-McDonald's: $10 Gift Certificate 021
-Pokémon Player's Guide 022
-The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Player's Guide 023
-Portable AM/FM Headphone Radio 024

50 Tokens:
-Tommy Hilfiger T-shirt 025
-No School For a Week(EB Gang T-Shirt) 026
-Twisted Metal, PSX 027
-EarthBound, SNES 028

80 Tokens:
-Twisted Metal 2, PSX 029
-MLB 2000, PSX 030

100 Tokens:
-Super Smash Bros., N64 031
-Pokémon Snap, N64 032

300 Tokens:
-Nintendo 64, w/ 2 controllers 033
-Sony Playstation 034
-Used deodorant from the room of ONETTNESS!! 666

*Please note we pay for all shipping and handling charges and will only ship to United States.
*To order, E-mail EBG Ness@aol.com and give him the item number of the item you'd like to order. After confirming your tokens, re-checking it with you, and getting where to send the item(s) to, please allow 1-3 weeks for your item to be received in the mail!
~All prizes and this written by OneTT!


FeedBack of the EarthBound Gang for Part I:

President of EarthBound Gang: EBGNess
Vice President #1 BearBear13
Vice President #2 of EarthBound Gang: Rasberrian
Assistant Vice President #1 of EarthBound Gang: MichaelD9
Assistant Vice President #2 of EarthBound Gang: Aquaduck34
Assistant Assistant Vice President #1 of EarthBound Gang: MibxxAgent
Assistant Assistant Vice President #2 of EarthBound Gang: Jon ls God
Assistant Assistant Vice President #3 of EarthBound Gang: Lomas Dead
Apple of Enlightment #1 of EarthBound Gang: OaFrankFly

Question about the Newsletter? Click the NL Link: Newsletter Questions
Question about the Ranks? Click the Rank Link: Rank Questions
Question about Tokens? Click the Token Link: Token Questions
Question about the Meetings? Click the meeting Link: Meeting Questions
Question about the Message Board? Click the MB Link: Message Board Questions
Questions about anything else? Click the question Link: Other Questions
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8-23-99 Issue 101 8-23-99

Part 2 of 5 of the EarthBound Gang Newsletter
Here are the Polls, Tell us what you knows, and the EBGang Lateshow
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~~Polls~~

~~Last week~~
Due to the nature of last weeks Newsletter.. there were nearly no real public polls. Most of you did however think that I was doing a good job as well as the newsletter was great. I'm glad that you think of me doing a good job, and I will try to work it all out for you. ~EBGNess


~~This week~~
Here is a poll that should intrest you all... I actually have a couple questions about what you watch and how much you watch T.V. Now, I'll be honest.. I don't watch any TV during the day, but I am a regular watcher of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with Conan OBrian as well as anything that the 11 HBO channels we have around here has to offer.

I guess that I had nothing better to poll. But one of the privlages I think of leading the EarthBound Gang is getting to see what other people think, and how they do everything.

Enough about me though... Just out of curiosity.. Here is my poll.
AND NO! I am not selling this to anyone.... LoL.

Question 1: What kind of Cable do you have?
Sattilite Cable
Hifi Cable/Digital Cable/Fiber Optics
Normal Cable
Basic Cable
No Cable at all

Question 2: What time do you watch TV. (CLICK ALL THAT APPLY)
Early morning (5:00AM-9:00AM)
Morning (9:01 AM-11:59AM)Low Afternoon (12:00PM-6:00PM)
Prime Time (6:01PM-10:00PM)
Late Night (10:01PM-1:30AM)
Past Time TV (1:31AM-4:59AM)

Question 3: Do you have Premium Services? AKA. HBO, Showtime, Movie Channel, Encore, Ect. (Really starting to sound like a public opinion poll. LoL)
Yes
No

Question 4: What kind of TV do you like to watch? CHECK ALL THAT APPLY
Standup Comedy
Late Shows (AKA. Tonight Show, Late Show)
Sitcoms
Soap Operas
Sports
Wrestling
Talk Shows
Other (Please Specify)

Question 5: What kind of movies do you like? CHECK ALL THAT APPLY
Horror
Adventure
Comedy
Porno!! (Sorry Ladies)
Suspense
Drama
Sci-Fi
Romance
Other

Boy oh boy, that got pretty repetative didn't it. Well, maybe you will like next weeks one on Theme and Amusement Parks.


~~EBGNess at the Press~~
Please keep in mind that there is some swearing in this article.. So please Bare with it.

Well, I guess that in Issue 100 when my article debutted, A lot of people liked it and some hated it. Well, that is the way it goes, but I would like to mention that most of the people that hated it didn't see the creactivity. Remember this line? "Take a lion and drop him in antartica, and he is another Peingun's bitch." I bet most of you did not catch that a Lion is a Cat and a Peingune is indeed a bird. The whole object of last weeks artice was not for me to rant and rave and be a lunatic. The moral of the whole thing was to show you that yes indeed, No matter who you are.. You are always king of the world somwhere. I'll prove this right here!!!

Put the President of the United States, The Russia Prime Minister, Microsoft CEO, Harrisn Ford, and YOU in the same room. Now we all know that most of these people probably have more fame than you.. Now Turn off the lights and seal the door.... Who's the best Now? No one.

My last example is similar to that one. Make the world pitch black without any means of lighting it up.. Who's the best now?


This week, I talk about the Government, and No, I do not plan to be some Damn Anarchist that wants to terrorize the government, and we do indeed, as I am witnessing in a smaller scale right now, need the government to survive. But what the hell is going on with Society when Jerry Springer may become Senator, and Hulk Hogan was actually capable of running for President of the United States.

Look at it this way, And sorry for this example, but if Jerry Springer was to be a Senator, that would be like making TmGiygas leader of the EarthBound Gang, and we all know where this club would If That happened. 1 of 2 places. Either we would be on public TV with Barney, Telletubbies, and Blue's Clues singing a EBGang Love all song, or I would be watching my club go down the toilet while TmGiygas prays to the Porcelin gods.

Another thing I have found if about peoples private life. Most of you could care less what I do, but If I am in a private room talking to some friends, I always get AT LEAST 15 IM's asking/begging me to let them in the room. I feel like that I've been slapped on the Jenny Jones show for the Makeover of the Leader of the EBGang. I have a life too and so does everyone. Technically, if you are breathing you have a life.. I spend 85% of my online time with this club. Give me and all your other club leaders.. (And not just this club) A change to breath damnit.

Finally, I'll end this one slightly short, Quit Brown nosing my ass. Constantly all day I feel at least 10 noses going in my ass and taking a nice big sniff. I'm sorry, I hate people sucking up to me.. And I'll say it now.. The NEXT PERSON TO SUCK UP TO ME.. I won't wipe.

Thats just what I think, of course I could be just as screwed up as the fucking people that read all of this. Thanks and Happy reading.
What did you think??


~~Trivia~~

Last week
Due to lack of space and time.. I will just announce the winners of all 20 questions.. There wern't that many.. But here ya go.

Use the reward links at the bottom of the trivia.

((If you feel that I judges your question unfairly, or do not see your name on this list. EMAIL me and I will try to correct it.

Trivia Question 1: Keatonmill, OaFrankFly
Trivia Question 2: AntEBwizDX, OaFrankFly, Matingly22, Skulryk1, EBGDragon
Trivia Question 3: OaFrankFly
Trivia Question 4: OaFrankFly, Melvin500, JamesB007o, Skulryk1
Trivia Question 5: Gretel09, OaFrankFly, Skulryk1
Trivia Questino 6: Gretel09, TWSHyena, Snookler44
Trivia Question 7: Skulryk1, Melvin500
Trivia Question 8: Gretel09, Keatonmill
Trivia Question 9: JamesB007o
Trivia Question 10: Matingly22
Trivia Question 11: EB0und, CodeXSharks, KiddyKong, TWSHyena, Gretel09, Caj8585, Melvin500, NlnerPratt, Jomama1037

Trivia Question 12: IHIEAD, Slimbobway, Keatonmill, KiddyKong, Melvin500, Teslacoil5, Bdog676, Chronotggr@...net

Trivia Question 13: IHIEAD, SNESman64<-- EXPELLED, Slimbobway, Keatonmill, KiddyKong, Teslacoil5, Azjar, Bdog676, AntiCloud

Trivia Question 14: EB0und, IHI E A D, Slimbobway, Keatonmill, Caj8585, KiddyKong, Teslacoil5, CBABQ3

Trivia Question 15: BrianDX
Trivia Question 16: Gretel09, AntEBwizDX, Knux97, Chrontggr@..net, EBG Dragon
Trivia Question 17: IHIEAD, Danman1124, Matingly22, GrouchoSix, Red64Gamer
Trivia Quesiton 18: IHIEAD, Bdog676
Trivia Question 19: TWSHyena, Bdog676, Gretel09, BentheBad, Caj8585, AntIcloud, Soccer9479, Melvin500

Trivia Question 20: Onettness, IceburgX4

CLICK ONE FOR EACH TIME YOUR NAME APPEARS ABOVE
I want a token for EACH trivia I got right
I want a promo for EACH question I got right.


This Week
~Who am we trivia~

Question: What are the name of the two head singers in the "Runaway 5"
Clue: Check Twoson, or Fourside
Difficulty Level: 6
Source of Question: EarthBound the Game
Click here to submit answer

Where am I?

Question: Where is the person located that has lost his Contact Lens?
Clue: Easy enough
Difficulty Level: 3
Source of Question: Memory
Click here to submit answer

EB Trivia

Question: Where is your first and second picture taken if you play the game fully?
Clue: Near the beginning of the game.
Difficulty Level: 7
Source of Question: www.earthbound.net
Click here to submit answer

Non EB trivia

Question: What is a standup comedian called?
Clue: I read these
Difficulty Level: 5
Source of Question: "Leading with my Chin by Jay Leno."
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Various Trivia

Question: What number does not belong? 14, 47, 98, 27, 34, 45, 92, 25, 101, 210
Clue: Mathematics is fun.
Difficulty Level: 8
Source of Question: McGillen's book of logic puzzles
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Pokemon Trivia

Question: ((DOUBLE CREDIT FOR BEST ANSWER)) How do you get Mew?
Clue: An island?
Difficulty Level: 4-5
Source of Question: Gotta catch them all, Gotta catch them all, POKEMON!
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TV Trivia

Question: What does N.B.C and A.B.C network standfor?
Clue: Channel 4 and 7 around here.
Difficulty Level: 6
Source of Question: Watching TV and Whatnot.
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Music Trivia

Question: According to MTV, What was the #1 Song TODAY. MONDAY.
Clue: Channel42
Difficulty Level: 3
Source of Question: A website
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EBO trivia
EB0 TRIVIA STARTING AGAIN NEXT WEEK!

~~A message from AOE OaFrankFly~~

Well, everybody, I hate to tell you this, but I have to take a
sabbattical from the EarthBound Gang. Quite simply put, there's too much
going on in my life right now. My best friend is moving away, I have
football practices, school's starting soon, amongst other things.

I had been pondering taking a break for a long time now, but when I heard
about my friend moving away, that finalized the decision for me. She's
moving quite a long distance from here, and I want to be with her for the
month until she moves, rather than working my butt off for the EarthBound
Gang and earthbound.net.

In addition, I'm simply not having quite as much time as I used to, and
I'd like to use this month or so to pursue other interests, such as
music, Jesus, studying, and things like that.

I will return probably around the tenth of September. It's been great
working for and with you all these past few months, but I need to
recharge my batteries. Until then, adieu!

David R. Wright