"Send us one dollar for every swear word that escapes your uncouth lips."
I'm usually very good about keeping it clean. I do bust out the dreaded a-word (the three letter version) on a fairly regular basis. The others rarely come out. So I might've owed Benrik a buck or two. Had the following not beed added, though, I'd owe twenty bucks at least:
"Update - the following are no longer considered effective swear words: Darn, Heck, Shucks!, Crud, Doggone, Nuts, Dang, Gazooks, Phooey."
You don't know how often I say darn and heck.
Next, it's Day Ninety-Nine... Christ's Plight Day!