1. What is the creepiest everyday object you know?
The new blender at the bookstore reminds me of something from 2094.
2. What's the most useful everyday item?
Pants.
3. What's the most useless everday item?
Hmm. Those little turnstiles you walk through that count people. Just hire a person to count, geez. That'll help the homeless situation.
4. If the power was out for 24 hours, what would you do?
Sleep a lot. Call a few people. Cruise.
5. If you had to have one item you use everyday surgically attached to you, what would it be, and why?
A stapler, just so I could go around saying, "Look at me, I'm crazy Stapler Head Guy! Now gimme some candy!" (SNL)