There's a movie being made about your life! Which celebrity will play...
1. you? Why?
Adam Sandler, just because he's the only one who could halfway pass for me, and he's funny.
2. your love interest? Why?
Hmm. Good question. I'll have to think about that.
3. your best friend? Why?
I could kinda see Janene Garafalo.
4. your enemy? Why?
Ashton Kutcher, just so my character could kick his ass.
5. any family member? Why?
Hmm. My grandma on my mom's side by the lady who played Happy Gilmore's grandma (except she died).