I GOT MY PHILOSOPHY

JUST A FEW STUPID THOUGHTS:

-Yesterday I saw a man who was holding a sign that said, "Hungry. Homeless. Please Help." He was feeding crackers to the pigeons and wearing a silver necklace...hmm, lie much?

-A good smile can get a person far in life.

-Give me a good magazine and I'll be happy for a couple of hours; Give me a good CD, and I'll be happy for a couple of weeks; Give me some St. John's Wort, and I'll be happy.

-Whenever I go on vacation, I feel like a tourist.

-Three things I love about life:

*good conversation

*good music

*good food

-I was thinking, if you go out to eat between lunch and dinner, would you call it, "linner" or "dunch"? Like, "Hey, let's go get some dunch"...Okay, maybe not.

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