"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to mass over me and through me. And when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -Dune, Frank Herbert

''One grope equals one month of homework help!''

"I am help. Get me."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Ultimate Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

"Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessairly do it in chronological order, though." -Ultimate Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

Go for the eyes Boo!

"There is no substitute for good manners--except fast reflexes."

"We can only be who we are, no more, no less." -Zedd, Sword of Truth, Terry Goodkind

"Fuer Dressa Ost Drauka" -Ancient texts, Sword of Truth, Terry Goodkind

"Quack quack toilet duck."-Drew

"Im going to FONG you!! And its really going to hurt!" -A Knight's Tale

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." -Mark Twain

"Hey, thats a poke and a half!" Zoe

"To sacrafise immediate pleasure for long term gain" -Einstein "droopy330: my future car = old used honda" -Drew

"Flamers of LUE i summon you" -BloodBane

"I hide stuff from my mom all the time, ... like puberty" -Paul

"Self improvement is masturbation" -Fight Club

"A baby seal walks into a club..."

"Neener-neener-NEE-NER!" -Bahamut

"I hate Paladins that don't use Concentration
I also hate Sorcies because they make my fps go to hell
Barbs steal all my kills
Amazons can't kill anything
And Necros lag me to death
Assassins can kill anything
Druids all think they are special" - User profile on acct. Zodiac Angel, b.net

"Ahhh! Bald haired lady! Ahhh!" - He who shall remain anonymous.

Actual signs found:
On a shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
In the window of an appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

"You think my pretty-boy self..." -Lawton

"LIFE IS SHORT, PLAY NAKED!!!"-Wn

"Hey Paul, how many sides does a square have?"
"Six"

"Hey Bo, what's 3/6?"
"2"

"Hey bo, what's seven over zero?"
"Zer...GERRRAAAHHH!!">

"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." - Mark Twain
"wait a minute...incest ISN'T legal??!??!??!!!!!!!!" -i n n i t R a

"I wanna cast Magic Missle! ...There is nothing to attack. I attack the darkness!"

"We dont suffer from insanity...We enjoy every minute of it! ^.^" - attributed to Zoe

"Myrmidon Dragon: I'm turning into a DB/Z freak.."

In Japanese an E looks like this ( .., ), and Minaka just writte Alex's and Greg's names on their arms.
Greg: What does your E look like, two periods and a comma?
Alex: No, mine is two dots and a comma.

Do they sell things in Canada? -Greg

I never thought the day would come when I go through Canadian Customs with a sword in my hand -Greg

*After being taken into customes under a "random" search gone wrong and having been read his rights...*
Dude, Canadian rights are weird! Charlie

Charlie: Luisiana should be shot (tosses the luisiana quarter on the table)
Miquela: God, this quater sucks
charlie: All it has is the u.s. and a pelikan
Miquela: Ya, it has something to do with the luisiana purchase
Greg: *in all seriousness* They bought a pelikan?

Gaba:*listening to music*
Greg: You cant hear a word im saying can you?
Gaba: Yes...
Ritchie: Gaba sucks cock
Gaba: I dont fuck my dog BITCH!

*talking in his sleep*
Polga tell carlos to leave me alone -Adam P.

Meester I want you to know that if it wasnt for a series of coincidences in the space-time continueum, you could be my father! -DJ K-Spar, Adam K.

When I was a kid my favorate super hero was the dow scrubbing bubbles! -DJ K-Spar, Adam K.

The closest thing ive ever had to a girlfriend is still my Nintendo -DJ K-Spar, Adam K.

Spencer: You have carpet everywhere in your house
Adam P: Ya, except in the basement where I have a centimeter thick layer of carpet.

I wish all windows were doors -Greg

What denomination are you, Christian, Catholic...? -Billy Noojin, the dumbest person alive, satan

Does a condom go over your balls? -Billy Noojin

The Tora and the Bible are the same thing -Billy Noojin

Why dont clouds pop when you go through them? -Greg

*in all seroiusness* *ordering food at a mexican restraunt*
Can I have a tacos de cameron... and some mushrooms, oh wait I dont want mushrooms, I dont even like mushrooms, well I do but..... can I have a rootbeer instead? -Adam P.

*Holding a blue towel...*
who's purple blanket is this? -Adam P.

*I bring a bag of ice into the bus for the drinks I bought*
Me: Should I leave it in the bag, or take it out?
Spencer: Out of it, ice promotes condensation.
Greg: And a monkey
*10 minutes later after I go buy a guitar magazine they are argueing*
Spencer: A BAG OF ICE DOES NOT PROMOTE A MONKEY! GOD DAMN IT, GREG!

Spencer: Do you like garlic?
Miquela: I like garlic
Spencer: Do you ever just eat it?
Minaka: There is a place in Japan to just go and eat it
Lauren G.: Im not picky about my garlic
Greg: Vampires are bad...

I hope we arent far from here -Greg

I think the canyon's ending here... -Greg

I can never take a shit in a deep hole cause freaks will grab my ass! -Greg

"COME TO DADDY, COME TO DADDY!" -Jonny Mike. I swear, on this night I was more scared for my life than ever before.

"The lions sing and the hills take flight.
 The moon by day, and the sun by night.
 Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
 Let the Lord of Chaos Rule."
-Lord of Chaos, Robert Jordan

"Sheep deserve to vote, dont they?" -Schmidt (*waits for flame*)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU JOINED THE NEW FAD!!!!" -My words thrown back at me by Minos upon creation of this page

"STQ is my hero...."

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SevenOverZero: Ah, eating!
SevenOverZero: Good idea.. I nearly forgot.

Asafvarlix: i want to eat an evil demonic cow

Bronyaur man: and I got some major booty

CoolmanZ21: Not suicide! You cant die a virgin!
VisageOfNothing: Probably will...

TpyoDemno: love this love that...love can go DIE

SevenOverZero: I asked the computer why it was such a bitch. But it didn't answer, just gave me a BSoD.

"Patriotism is the conviction that your country is better than all others because you were born in it." -George Bernard Shaw

lavabugus: O_o...that yes...sounded decided slobbery..."yesh" ~shudder~

TpyoDemno: he looks ebil ^ ^

Godzilla DFTR: jews dont celabrate easter do they? VisageOfNothing: He needs to max out spelling and grammar mastery.
lew2degi: damnit, I MADE THAT UP!!

VisageOfNothing: I think Battery should be my new theme song...'

SevenOverZero: well, I've found I like my CD collection a lot more than any of my past girlfriends

Every smart person I know is a complete and utter dumbass. Explain this phenomenon.

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Song Quotes:


25 years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill
of hope
for a destination

I realize quickly and I knew I should
That the whole worlds made up
Of this brother hood of man....
For whatever that means....
-Four Non Blondes - What's Goin On


There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.
-Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven


We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
-Pink Floyd - Another Brink in the Wall pt.2


The past is gone
It went by like dust to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

I know what nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life is in books' written pages
Live and learn from fools and from sages
You know it's true
All the things come back to you
-Aerosmith - Dream On


There are days
When I fear for my life
Think that's strange
Well that's the waste of you

Sun up time now for you to run
I will always know you - you're a special one
Now I'm up on this climb, up on this climb
I won't fade away

The best is yet to come
Sad you're not around
The best is yet to come
Better get your feet back on the ground
- Bush - Prize Fighter


Random Crap thats been in my profile I got tired of looking at:

Z a c h w 0 0 t: It sounds like a chainsaw on rocks

*while on band trip*
Zach: "Hey look, there's Pauls group w/o him."
Me: "Oooh, hey look, there's Pauls groups bellies"

"I HAVE NO PENIS!!!" -Paul

"Im going to have your baby, Paul!" -Dax

The truth hurts, oh god, how it hurts.

Torch the rainbow!
Silly mortals, you're yummy in stew!


What, what, what?

"its all alot of oysters, but no pearls"

There are a few things I learned while I was away. 1) All Dicky Connals are the same. The bathrooms, are the same. All Wal-Marts are the same, only, sometimes to confuse you in the 'super' ones, they swich the grocery and mart sides, and put that mc donalds in the front instead of the back. The bathrooms here, are always the same.

I am the self-declared King of BS. Deal

For Alex: