|
|
 |
Born Dec.22 to Jan.20
You Mighty Capricorn
are now----> |
 |
Although you appear crude,
you are actually very slick on the inside.
Okra
has tremendous influence.
An older Okra can look back over his life
and see
the seeds of his influence everywhere.
Stay away from
Moon Pies.
|
 |
Born JAN.21 to FEB.19
Intellectual Aquarius
You are now--> |
 |
Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds.
Many times they're
uncomfortable talking about
just where they came from.
A chitlin, however
can make something of himself
if he's motivated and has
plenty of seasoning.
When it comes to dealing with Chitlins, be very
careful.
Chitlins can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius,
and this can make
for a really terrible mess.
Chitlins are best with Catfish
and Okra.
Remember that when marriage time rolls around.
|
 |
Born FEB.20 to MAR.20
Emotional Pisces
You will become--> |
 |
You have an overwhelming curiosity.
You're unsatisfied with the surface of
things,
and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.
Needless to say, you are very intense and driven
as if you had some inner
hunger.
Nobody in their right mind
is going to marry you,
so don't worry
about it.
|
 |
Born March 21 to April 20
Indendent Aries
You have become --> |
 |
You're the type
that spends a lot of time on the front porch.
It's a cinch
to recognize
the physical appearance of Moon Pies.
Big and round are the
key words here.
You should marry anybody who you can get
remotely
interested in the idea.
It's not going to be easy.
This might be the year
to think about
aerobics. *Ducks* hehehe Maybe not.
|
 |
Born April 21 to May 21
Stubborn Taurus
You will be the --> |
 |
When confronted with life's difficulties,
possums have a marked tendency to
withdraw and develop a
"don't-bother-me-about-it" attitude.
Sometimes you
become so withdrawn,
people actually think you're dead.
This strategy is
probably not
psychologically healthy,
but seems to work for you.
One day,
however, it won't work
and you may find your problems actually
running you
over. ;o)
|
 |
Born May 22 to June 21
Devious Gemini
TaDa! You are now --> |
 |
Crawfish is a water sign.
If you work in an office,
you're always hanging
around the water cooler.
Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains,
the
pool to the golf course,
the bathtub to the living
room.
You tend to be not particularly attractive physically,
but you have
very, very good heads.
|
 |
Born June 22 to July 23
Stern Cancer
You'll do well as --> |
 |
Collards have a genius for communication.
They love to get in the "melting
pot"
of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them.
Collards make good social workers,
psychologists,
and baseball managers.
As far as your personal life goes,
if you are
Collards,
stay away from Moon Pies.
It just won't work.
Save yourself a
lot of heartache.
|
 |
Born July 24 to August 23
Loveable Leo
We will now refer to you as --> |
 |
Catfish are traditionalists
in matters of the heart,
although one --
whiskers --
may cause problems for loved ones.
You catfish are never easy
people to understand.
You prefer the muddy bottoms
to the clear surface of
life.
Above all else, Catfish should stay away ....
from Moon Pies. *G*
|
 |
Born August 24 to September 23
Ambitious Virgo
You will come to be known as --> |
 |
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself.
You like to huddle
together
with a big crowd of other Grits.*LOL*
You love to travel though,
so
maybe ...
you should think about joining a club.
Where do you
like to go?
Anywhere they have cheese or gravy
or bacon or butter or eggs.
If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
that serves you
well.
|
 |
Born September 24 to October 23
Sincere Libra
You are now --> |
 |
You have a passionate desire
to help your fellow man.
Unfortunately, those
who know you best -
your friends and loved ones -
may find that your
personality
is much too salty, and their criticism
will probably affect you
deeply
because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go
right ahead and marry
anybody you want to because in a certain way,
yours is
a charmed life.
On the road of life,
you can be sure that people will
always pull over and stop for you.
|
 |
Born October 24 to November 22
Intense Scorpio
You will trade your sting
for the sign of --> |
 |
Always invite a Butter Bean..
because Butter Beans get along well with
everybody.
You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud.
You've grown on the
vine of life
and you feel at home no matter what the setting.
You can sit next to anybody.
However, you too, shouldn't have anything to
do with Moon Pies.
|
 |
Born November 23 to December 21
Comic Sagittarius
You have become the --> |
 |
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior,
but you are actually quite
gentle.
A good evening for you?
Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit,
worms and insects.
You are a throwback.
You're not concerned with today's
fashions and trends.
You're not concerned with anything about today.
You're
really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns.
You
probably want to
marry another Armadillo,
but Possum is another somewhat
kinky, mating possibility.
|
