Salve, Aloha, Aaalloooo, Hola, Ellohay, Oooooshimishamishamoshanishooiqualala..., SSSSSello, and Velcome, all (semi-)sentient beings to my (Bery's) wonderful, illustrious, stupendous, outrageous home page!
Salve! I'm Ulberymay, Bery for short, and somehow you have landed on my home page. There really is more here than meets the eye. It might help if you read the introduction if this is your first time. The music in the background is Kokomo (or Kosovo--see Culture/Songs page) the national anthem of Crouton. Go ahead, sing along! Click here to see what's new, what's been updated, and what's coming soon (I hope). Please hover the mouse over the [annoying] animations.