(L to R): Me, Post, Marti, Joe, Lisa, Brian
(L to R): Me, Post, Marti, Joe, Lisa, Brian
Welcome to a little insane corner of my page. This is where my friend Marti and I have compiled a list of our silly inside jokes, most of which we made up either in art class our sophomore year or precalculus class our junior year OR art class our senior year. And now we're post-college and still making them up. Actually, we wrote them all down on a page in my 20th sketchbook and then got to recording them here, so here they are! If you're not Marti or Kristin, prepare to be quite confused!
Current number of inside jokes: 304
Marti's 
in Kristin's bookbag!
MSWLG - Woohoo!
GO GO BIG GIRL WHAT CHEW GON' DO!
What? Well **** you.... *****!
Can I get a....
Cave and waterfall!
Birkenstocks!
Rose dress girl!
Dress.... too tight... can't breathe!
!?Quien es TU papa?!
You're such a stud!
Fo' real, dawg!
I'm gonna kill her! (*grrr!*)
Ad Design and Godiva- 'nuff said.
Oh my gosh! Where did my feet go?
Can't be right, can't be wrong, big girl got it goin' on!
How ghetto can you get?
"WHOOPSY! There goes your glove compartment!"
Need chocolate....
BOB and HERBERT
I believe in miracles.... you came along, you sexy thing!
GB- I DO NOT HAVE A GHETTO BOOTY! (*grr!*)
White roses
Blue cars!
Go white girls!
PDA--- NOOOO! =)
Ghetto CD
Piccadilly
Thin Mint Edy's Ice Cream and bubble bath
Note the weird look Ms. Nash's boyfriend is giving you.... Ms. Nash's BOYFRIEND?!?!?!?
Stop violating my artwork!
Shut yo' mouth. I was just talkin' 'bout shaft!
Nosy Rosie!
And they all laughed. HA HA HA HA HA!
Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean?
#1 SUPER SPRINKLES!
Oh what a pretty bus! Lovely brick wall! Um, yeah!
Bitter much? I think so!
KISS= Keep it simple, stupid.
Kiss me! I said kiss me! KISS ME!
Old guys need lovin' too! (David Bowie, much?)
Peach. I could eat a peach for hours! (but not in Slovakia!)
Marti loves Steel! (he's my sexy pony!)
Where's your agenda book when I need it?!
No!! You're supposed to hold the lid while shaking!
Girl, you always trash my truck!
Pos? What's a pos? Montreal pos? (no, not the city, the road!!)
I like that color...
Princess. That's what I'm calling it. Ironic, huh?
MS = C^2 + LH!!!!!
Ask him. Ask him! WOULD YOU ASK HIM ALREADY?!?!
Wanna hear my random thought? Your name means horse-trainer in Japanese!
Fine! I'll go ask!
M.P. luves M.S.
K.C. luves F.B.
Clunky shoe sale
I hope that light doesn't turn yellow.... aww, BOO!
*huff, puff, wheeze, pant*
I feel like butt, I'm going home! (yeah right!)
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH! Energy burst! Couldn't have gotten up that hill without it!
Find your inner heifer-dom!
My campers are going DOWN!
I disapprove of school and schoolwork.
Teeny bopper pants- careful Krissy, you look trendy! NO!
...mailbox... telephone pole... blade of grass... I MADE IT!
If you're not here, then you're GO'N BIG GIRL!
And I'm... SO ANXIOUS!
mmm... whipped cream and chocolate syrup
study @ Starbucks
Between me, you, Lisa, and Drew, we must've passed those spoons around four times!
I just want the fish, so will you suck the ice cream off of it.... PLEEZE?
Um... got any drugs?
Pray for me!
Lisa, why are the pages sticky?
Let's see, ice cream sounds good for dinner...
Stop with the squeaky laugh already!
Co? There are no "co's" in the Nash society!
Oh no! It's Rodney! ("She opened her mouth again, didn't she?")
My butt hurts.
Pajama pants aren't for school!
Marti luves Pakistani-pink-hair boy!
You can just---- wait, I don't have any more!
KC luves QG
We used to be wha-BAM, now we're klickity-klack ka-POW!
Every move I make, every step I take, every time I pray, every single day, I'll be missin' you! HAVE THE GREATEST TIME IN AUSTRALIA MARTI!!!! I LUV U!
Weight-lift that fork!
Okay, you take the bigger half of the Tim-Tam... more like 2/3 of it!
You rock my face!
There he is! Number 79! AWU!
I'm a dolphin, and I love my snow-tiger!
It was fun flurrying with you!
Yeah, I'd say that this is a bad day, so get outta my way, cuz it's been a really sucky day.
You write. He doesn't know your handwriting. Just don't write in your cursive. It scares me.
Mmmm, what better than pickles, fries, and a McFlurry?
We're going to Cowboys!!! --Um, we are?
Yummy! Yume! UA!
SUCK!
Don't you hate it when you cough and the radio changes itself?
I'm SO excited! High five!
Riiiiiiight.
Right, so I dreamed he had cologne that was named my favorite Japanese word. --What, yume?
Marts, your quote is wrong. Nope, it's still wrong.
Smiley! =)
He looks like my friend from Europe!
We go together....
If we don't have perfect abs and buns by prom, I'm gonna kick Mr. Abs-and-buns right in his perfect posterior!
SCOTTIE!! *automatic big Marti smile!* =D
What? What's so great about that car? The color? The pink box of Kleenex? .... oh, the transmission.
Dairy Queen... we like ice cream too much!
hUUUhmmmm!!!!
Trey.... again?
Too much booty in the pants dance!
You do realize, Kristin, I only eat at your house....
Cute little monkey!
Certain people smell in three days.
No r's.... Kwistin, caw, Mawti, Dwuw, Twey... wiiiiight.
The thong song!
Note to self!
Daily note.... don't forget to date it!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom....?
Let's make a list of things that make me scream!
I like that first to second gear feeling!
Let's go leave him a note on his car. >=)
Oh shut up. You knew you were going to get on yearbook.
Muy odd.....
I can't believe we ate that entire carton of ice cream.
Happy half birthday to Marti!
That M looks like a butt. Did you do that in honor of me?
Ohmigod, a TAURUS wreck! <=$ OHMIGOD, A WHITE TAURUS WRECK!!!
Okay, so we're looking for a Thunderbird at Starbucks....
Look! It is a TWEE (tree) particle!
My brain wasn't working when I took this quiz.
So Ms. Bruce, is this where we learn FUC-torials?
HOW did you get sunburned THERE?
This is one of the "drunk" songs.
!Me gusta!
Don't we go through this EVERY time you need an outfit??
I'm taking this thing off. IT HURTS!
$800?!?!?!?! *faint*
YUCK! SUCK! Shut 'em down, open up... um.... SHUCK?!
Tux.... with tails?!
Sir-Mix-A-Lot
Did you notice Erica's shirt? It was BOWIE!!
Marti, just stop.... SAYING THINGS!!
You woke me up to go buy.... picture frames?!
Krissy, Marti, and Lisa are the 405 GURLZ!
4? 0? 5? WHAT?
No Lisa, don't do it yet! =Þ
Act like you love her/him!
We're allowed to rag on freshmen.
Now we'll remember prom 2000 forever!
Prom is too expensive!
We looked so GOOD! Especially Marti in her cornrows!
Let's go looking for Ms. Bruce's house at 2:00 in the morning.... why not?
Mwa ha ha! We tricked her into letting us have a free day in precal!
Buy a bunch of trashy magazines... but DON'T let Lisa read them while she's DRIVING!
Quit putting the writing book on the bottom of the locker!
Whoa, the locker shelf fell... it's never done that before!
I am the bacon! So when you say you're bringing home the bacon, essentially it's bringing me home!
I don't feel like working today.
3 in two weeks? How does THAT happen?
I wasn't TOTALLY gone!
Let's go see Marti's "boyfriend" at Dairy Queen! =D
Come on, get your eyebrows waxed! NO!!
I haven't been home for four days....
My black pants bleed. Guess how I found that out...?
Tanya knew because the seat was up! =Þ
I keep forgetting that you've been away for a month.
Fried mushrooms= fro mos!
Check out my new subwoofer!
An amber BOX?!
Same initials... how ironic. Too bad he doesn't have a middle name!
I wanna be captain!
Crunchy ta-tas!
I'm laughing, but my mommy approves!
Guess who broke up---- wait, no they didn't.
Ms. Staggs...? I can't DRAW!!!
I brought some fun shoes in today! Hmm.... Danielle wears those MUCH more than I do...
You're itchin' to get hitched!
Hmmm... he's a little old.... but you would know all about that, now, wouldn't you?
Oh! I get it! I GET IT! Wait, one question: what's a photon?
She'll take my pancakes.
Dessert at Waffle House is a double-whammy.
NO PERSONALITY!! That girl has NO EMOTIONS at all!
Wanna wake up early to help me make breakfast for little kids?
Chair vs. food: chair. Chair vs. drink: chair.
WHERE are my keys?!
I think I saw your shoes.... they were on someone's feet!
If you don't watch it, I'm gonna pour 12 oz. of Casa de Waffle picantes on you!
Irvine's better at this than we are.
Did we win? No.... YES!!!!!
If you wanna get free food, you gotta stay and socialize for a little while!
The hoochie mama's mama!
Hoe. Hoe wannabe!
Oh my God... that was spray-mount...
TAKE a bath! WASH yisself!
Guess where she ACTUALLY was??
If you open that chocolate cheesecake, give me a call. Ditto with the banana bread.
She's being an idiot, but that's GOOD!
I can't believe you're STILL on the subject...
OH. OOPS. (that was a Marti-sarcastic-sounding OOPS.)
What kind of a color is "ack"??!
Look, BCBG! BCBG!!!!!!!!!!
Don't even say that... you eat more chocolate than ANYONE I know.
Umm.... let's go to Monterrey. Then we can go to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow.
Cheese dip = soul food
Marti? MARTI? MARTI!!! Girl, quit screwin' around, you already GOTS a boyfriend!
The only one in my size is in OHIO.
Do they even sell chocolate covered macademia nuts?
Git yo *insert random word here* on!
SICK of giggly airhead sophomore girls!!
imuna run now... ino.
Girl/boy, please, wut-EVA!
Sha-ap Kristin, yoo so meen!
One of your million Atlanta-residing cousins, Marti?
Getting your nails done makes you feel so much better!
What a butt cheese.
Wanna skip class with me...?
You should have been born black.
Marti, I just wanted you to know that you forgot your shoes.
Brownies for breakfast
You're gonna hit me... HIT ME!
I stayed up all night... and I broke 4000 on Snood!
Uhn-yeah. Uhn to the yeah.
If you told me a year ago that I was going to be dating your COUSIN....
Look out! You're being gossiped about!
Can I come and use your CD burner?
Come on Ceders, let's take our usual place on the floor.
I found your shirt... it's been in my laundry for a year...
tee hee!
I need a Diet Coke and a bathroom.
I kicked my own butt at the gym.
So you are just going to call my daddy Uncle Quen from now on, aren't you?
I bet you will never eat a hot dog with marshmallows again!
I told you I would remember your birthday, nerd.
I'm not a nerd, I'm a DRAMA QUEEN!
A Marti journal? Through songs? All right...
What-EVER, I don't want to get caught up in that girl's life again!
Ummm.... I think I'll let that sleeping dog lie...
Okay, now HOW many straws do you have there? 17? That's gotta be a record!
To the random internet dude: Where are my pics??
The worst thing I have done at Vandy is jaywalked across West End Avenue....
No couch is safe...
Dump this out. And this. And this.
You've seen one, you've seen them all! =D
And how are you, you fine piece of ceder?
I looked at our inside joke page. We r losers!
Marti: It won't work it won't work it won't worrrrk!! Kristin: It would help if you plugged it in. Marti: ....Oh.
Chem nerds talkin' bout some delta gamma rays going through the earth's crust...
Okay, let me destroy everything in your house as I look for the speakers.
Marti: Do you want me to go to church with y'all so you don't get scared? Kristin: I already am scared!
You won that lip sync contest cuz I got hooked on rap by Mike and I passed it on to you, and you flaunted it!
Ceders, this summer we need to find me a college.
I could go to Vandy and we could be on the same hall!
Marti: I wanna go to prom! Kristin: Uh.... we're out of high school, dear...
I think JR broke the Big Gurl CD... either that or he is hiding it.
Marti: This girl popped a kid out about a week ago... Kristin: WHAT?!
Now WE are gonna have to get used to being the bad ones.
Kristin, let me borrow your finger.
Marti: You would cry. Kristin: I would cry, and then I'd laugh.
I'll fly down, y'all skip school.
Let's name the stuff that has vegetables or fruits in it. The parsley on Lisa's ziti, the lemon-lime in the Sprite, the garlic in the garlic bread....
Kristin: You're getting a BS? Marti: Yup. Kristin: A BS in.... what? Marti: Anything.
You really go for those engineers...
You're too sick, so I'll take it upon myself to have your share of bacon.
You have two space heaters 3 feet from you on both sides, plus 2 blankets, and you're still cold?
Welcome to the club! It took you long enough to get here!
My CD burner isn't working....
Didn't you know that Monterrey is non-smoking now?
I hope you laid the smackdown on that obnoxious girl...
Marti: Apparently, he can have multiple ones. Kristin: ...I'm glad I'll probably never see him again, because then I'd have to laugh.
Let's go camping this summer!
Matt doesn't understand our inside jokes, which is probably a good thing.
Our inside jokes make me feel so.... ambivalent.
GET LISA OUT HERE!!!
Oooo Buckhead. Downtown. Deepest Gwinnett. MONSOON!!!
....Just give me the rest of the damn piece of bacon.
I saw him again, so I'm laughing!!!
Finish this, because I have to drive.
Kristin: And then when you put a spin on the ball, it works because of the right-hand-rule, which says that the torque will be in THIS direction, and-- Marti: Kristin. Kristin. KRISTIN. Kristin: What? Marti: Shut up.
tee-hee-hee Airheady?? Tee-hee-hee!
I am being ignored. Oh. It's probably because I didn't send the text message.
You could be SUCH a Vandygirl....
Those are silly.
It's funny how we don't know the same parts of rap songs.
I'm so glad you talked me out of that.
Excuse me, Mr. Hatch!
You're coming to meet my boyfriend.
I have such a big mouth.
Durrrr.... ERRRRRRR!!!!
Kristin: You have a butt that won't quit! Marti: Oh yeah?? Well your boobs could make up for all the starving women in Indonesia!
Marti: Okay. Here's the plan. So we'll go to Kroger. And get a Ziploc bag. Kristin: A single Ziploc bag? Marti: ....scratch that. On to Plan Other.
You're the BAD suck.
YOU are the hoochiemama, not I.
Russell called... I didn't tell him I was going to Vegas... oops.
I tell people all the time how we used to share cheeseburgers.... you got the cheese and meat, and I got everything else.
The guy at Monterrey remembers me!!!
You should try out for Flavor of Love!
I am dubious about this non-stickshift Jeep.
I think the ladies at Super Nails thought I was you...
THESE are my credit cards.... just look at the Mastercard symbol.
Kristin: The a's are almost in the right place. Marti: ...The left one is a bit lopsided.
What's with all the Donalds???
I needed this song like 8 years ago, except Taylor Swift was 8 years old then. Replace guitar with paintbrush.
Marti: "Drewwwwww loooooooks aaaaaat meeeeee, I fake a smile so he won't seeeee!" Kristin: I will throw butter at you.
Durrrrr..... I LIKE COFFEE! DURRRRRRRRR
Kristin: She's into drama! Marti: In more ways than one....
Uh, as you can see, me and Marti have a lot of inside jokes. Do you actually understand any of these inside jokes? If so, you're either pretty observant, or you know me or Marti.