You white folks...... When you born, you pink. When you grow up, you white. When you go in sun, you red. When you cold, you blue. When you scared, you yellow. When you sick, you green. When you bruised, you purple. And when you die, you gray.

So Who You Calling Colored?

1. Acoustic...When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

2. Vowel...I blee vowel hav sum mo chitluns.

3. Hormone...If you be hung, you can really make a hormone.

4. Mushroom...This hoe wanted ta hav sex in the back of her car, but i's said there ain't mushroom.

5. Despair...I went to the supermarket and axed how much is despair.

6. Dictate...I axed the ho, "How my dictate?"

7. Rectum. . . I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

8. Hotel. . . I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.

9. Odyssey. . . I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.

10. Stain. . . My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.

11. Seldom. . . My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

12. Penis. . . I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

13. Catacomb. . . Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody outta give that catacomb.

14. Foreclose. . . If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

15. Undermine. . . There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.

16. Tripoli. . . I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine no Tripoli.

17. Disappointment. . . My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.

18. Income. . . I just got in bed wit dee hoe and income my wife.

19. Honor. . . At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who b honor first?

20. Fortify. . . I axed da hoe how much? And she say fortify.

21. Israel. . . Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man, that looks fake. He said, no Israel.

Needless to say, Leroy got an A. God bless America.