- I may look like a nerd, but it's
only a disguise.
- I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I
am. I carry this phone to call her back.
- Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school, but i did letter in
varsity volleyball and tennis.
- Has anyone ever told you you look like CHun Li? You know, that chick
from Street Fighter 2.
- What do i do? Gee, I thought you weould never ask. Y'see, I'm
finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
- Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."
- Do I cook? Well, not really but i can whip up a pretty mean fried
rice!
- You know what? It's strange, but i get mistaken for a white guy all
the time!
- Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra
with BBS gold spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
- My eyes may seem small but i've got a HUGE personality.
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