Windows Upgrade
Windows Upgrade
The following are new error messages are planned for the next Windows upgrade:
- Smash forehead of keyboard to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
- Close your eyes and press escape three times.
- Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- This will end you Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
- Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format
you brain?"
- This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
- Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
- COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and pres any key.
- CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washinton D.C.? (Y/N)
- File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
- Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
- User Error: Replace user.
- Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
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