"...if you don't like the way we do things down here, Delta's ready when you are."
Lewis !

A cartoon tribute to Lewis and Catfish by Atlanta Journal-Constitution editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich.







"God talks like we do."
Southern Wit & Wisdom
A collection of columns and essays
This One Is Forever
Hope I get turn at witnessing turn of century
As Yanks descend, will grits vanish?
God is a Bulldog
I promise I won't razz the Jackets, at least not much
Crossing the Mason-Diction Line
Nothing like a good gloat over a Gator
What more could a Dawg fan ask?
Woo-woo this, chrome dome


"I don't have any out-of-body experiences. I had indeed seen a bright, beautiful light and had followed it, but it turned out to be a Kmart tire sale."


Other Lewis Grizzard Sites
Lewis Grizzard Museum
Last Website to Albuquerque

Lewis Grizzard Books & Audio
Available at Spree
Available at Barnes and Noble
Out of Print and Used at Barnes and Noble




Book List

Won't You Come Home Billy Bob Bailey?
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
Down Home: Grizzard on Family, Golf, and Things Southern -- 1998
My Daddy Was a Pistol and I'm a Son of a Gun -- August 1996
Southern by the Grace of God -- July 1996
Grizzardisms -- 1995
It Wasn't Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun -- 1995
Life is Like a Dogsled Team...If You Ain't the Lead Dog... -- 1995
I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin' (And Now I Believe in Miracles) -- January 1995
The Last Bus to Albuquerque -- September 1994
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low -- May 1994
Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree With Anyone Else but Me -- May 1994
I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962, and Other Nekkid Truths -- 1994
You Can't Put No Boogie-Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll -- December 1992
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground -- January 1992
Don't Forget to Call Your Mama, I Wish I Could Call Mine -- May 1991
Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night -- January 1991
Does a Wild Bear Chip in the Woods? -- May 1990
Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You -- November 1989
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room Will I Be Too Old to Care? -- October 1989
Don't Bend over in the Garden, Granny : You Know Them Taters Got Eyes -- October 1989
Lewis Grizzard on Fear of Flying -- May 1989
Lewis Grizzard's Advice to the Newly Wed -- April 1989
Shoot Low, Boys-They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies -- March 1987
Elvis is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself -- 1986


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