TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT NOT BE
A SPRING CHICKEN ANYMORE
Number 10
Removing the tag from the mattress is your idea of rebellion.
Number 9
Your medicine cabinet actually contains medicine.
Number 8
"Crank it up!!" has been replaced with
"TURN IT DOWN!!"
Number 7
You own at least one (or more) of the following:
A heating pad
foot massager,
nose hair trimmer,
or vinyl records.
Number 6
The teenagers in the car behind you are now...
THOSE DARN TEENAGERS IN THE CAR BEHIND YOU!!!
Number 5
Bran is now a way of life...
Number 4
Parts of you that you WISH would grow, just keep shrinking.
Number 3
Parts of you that you WISH would shrink just keep growing.
Number 2
The only fireworks you're interested in are the ones shot into the sky at holidays...
AND, the NUMBER ONE sign you're getting older is...
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