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ONE

The Female always makes THE RULES.



TWO

THE RULES are subject to change
without notice.



THREE

No Male can possibly know all
THE RULES.



FOUR

If the Female suspects the Male knows
all THE RULES, she must immediately
change some of THE RULES.



FIVE

The Female is never wrong.



SIX

If it appears the Female is wrong,
it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
caused by something the Male said
or did wrong.



SEVEN

If Rule #6 applies, the Male must
apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.



EIGHT

The Female can change her mind
at any time.



NINE

The Male must never change his mind
without the express, written consent
of The Female.



TEN

The Female has every right to be angry
or upset at any time.



ELEVEN

The Male must remain calm at all times,
unless the Female wants him to be
angry or upset.



TWELVE

The Female must, under no circumstances,
let the Male know whether she wants him
to be angry or upset.



THIRTEEN

The Male is expected to read the mind
of the Female at all times.



FOURTEEN

At all times, what is important is
what the Female meant, not what she said.



FIFTEEN

If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES,
it is because he can't take the heat,
lacks backbone, and is a wimp.



SIXTEEN

If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES
are null and void and the Male must
cater to her every whim.



SEVENTEEN

Any attempt to document THE RULES
could result in bodily harm.



EIGHTEEN

If the Male, at any time,
believes he is right,
he must refer to Rule #5.






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