THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
OF LOVE
ONE
I am thy Main Squeeze;
thou shalt squeeze no others before me.
TWO
Thou shalt not take the name
of thy Squeeze in vain, nor
badmouth me behind my back.
THREE
Remember our Anniversary,
and keep it holy. Or else.
FOUR
Honor MY mother and father.
THINE are too darn weird.
FIVE
Thou shalt not kill my love by
behaving tackily and making me
embarrassed to be seen with thee.
SIX
Thou shalt not commit adultery,
nor shalt thou even THINK about it
if thou knowest what's good for thee.
SEVEN
Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet
while I am in thy bathroom, nor use
my credit cards, nor make long-distance
calls from my telephone.
EIGHT
Thou shalt not talk about our personal
problems to our friends.
NINE
Thou shalt not covet the higher
market price of thy neighbor's house.
TEN
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's
Squeeze, nor son or daughter,
nor stereo, nor BMW.
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