This is my fake chat log from nintendo nsider chat, modeled
after forestbug's. The scenario is Bill Clinton is chatting under the
name UsaSlickWilly.
Why do I (dkrboy) call slick willy a republican? Stay tuned for a new addition to cool stuf. "The republican files."
UsaSlickWilly says "Hello, young americans! Nintendo is a joy!"
NOATaylor says
Zaqwert says "Go somewhere stupid like Canada you stupid fat ass! Go play Diddy Kong Racing!
Dkrboy says "Mr. Clinton, I think you are a REPUBLiCAN IN DISGUISE!"
UsaSlickWilly says"I resent that statement, Drkboy."
Dkrboy says"I resent YOU, but did I complain first?"
ForestBugN64 says "Dkrdude, YEAH!"
NOATaylor says "Right on, Dkr!"
Mikemn says "Zaq, whats wrong with Canada, you fart face?"
UsaSlickWilly says "I now know that ALL young people are disrespectful. shame on you!"
NuttinButFluff64 says "Oh shut up and go back under the desk with Monica, you poor excuse for a president!"
NOATravis says "I heard the news that clinton was here and I couldn't miss out on the fun!"
UsaSlickWillysays "well I see at least NOATravis can respect me."
NOATravis says "Respect my butt. You suck, you jackass!"
NOATaylor says "Clinton, I will respect you if you buy me some DORITOS!"
NOAMike enters. NOAMike says "Bill, buy Boca for your butt!"
ForestBugN64 tellsUsaSlickWilly, "Tell NOAMike the Mariners suck big portions of ass!"
UsaSlickWilly says"Hey, NOAMike, the Seattle Mariners SUCK BIG PORTIONS OF ASS!"
NOAMike says"Oh, no you don't mr. president of crap."
UsaSlickWilly leaves.
Dkrboy says"BANG! Good one, mike!"
ForestbugN64 says"Hahaha, sucker!"
UsaSlickWilly enters.
NOATravis says"Ooooh, Mr. President messed with the mariners. Biiig Mistake!"
Dkrboy says"Mariners Rock, you stupid REPUBLICAN!"
UsaSlickWilly says"sorry"
NOAMike says"Sorry doesn't cut it, Boca Poop Face!"
Dkrboy tells UsaSlickWilly, "you should comment on how ugly NOATravis's stang is."
Dkrboy tells NOATravis "get ready to boot prez."
NOATravis tells Dkrboy, "OK, got it."
UsaSlickWilly says"NOATravis, your Ford Mustang is uglier than Hillary!"
UsaSlickWilly leaves.
Dkrboy says "Can you all believe the president was IDIOTIC enough to fall for that one twice?
ForestBugN64 says"yes"
NOATravis says"yes"
NOAMike says"yes"
NOATaylor says"yes"
Nuttinbutfluff64 says"yes"
Zaqwert says"yes"
Mikemn says"yes"
Pelord says"yes"
NOAMiyamito says"yes"
Dkrboy says"Shut the heck up Miyamito, nobody asked YOU!
NOAMiyamito says"In my country, we teach respect. I'm leaving."
ForestBugN64 says"good, leave, you butt pudding eater!"
NOATravis says"Get the hell outta here!"
NOAMike says"Cya later, you moron!"
NOATaylor says"stupid idiot. you know, I susect he's gay."
Nuttinbutfluff64 says"Nobody likes you, miyamito."
Zaqwert says"miyamito, DKR sucked, Mario sucks, Zelda blows, etc., etc., etc.,"
Mikemn says"get outta here, you anti canadian, Zaqwert!"
Dkrboy says"clinton is an incompetent republican in disguise. Oh, yeah, you too Miyamito."
NOAMiyamito leaves.
