In this one, so many people were intrigued by my republican
files, they all asked me stuff In chat.
Dkrboy says, "Ok, now you can ask me any question you like."
DavidNssBm says, "Why is mt poop brown?"
MikemnMikemn says, "Your poop is brown? I've never seen brown poop, I'm Canadian!"
Dkrboysays, "The republicans put a special bladder reactive food coloring in all food. That turns our poop brown and whiz yellow."
StupidLamer says, "Why won't NOA give us certain codes?"
Dkrboy says, "You Idiot, they won't give us codes that don't exist. These people are our FRIENDS."
Dkrboy says, "Next question."
StupidLamer says, "G"
StupidLamer says, "G"
StupidLamer says, "G"
StupidLamer says, "G"
StupidLamer says, "G"
StupidLamer says, "G"
StupidLamer says, "G"
NOATaylor forcesStupidLamer to leave.
NOATaylor says, "Dork scroller. what a loser. Hey, Dkr, why must losers always scroll?"
Dkrboy says, "They are mercenaries sent by the republicans to ruin our chat. Too bad we have the abilitiy to boot."
Mikemn says, "Why are Canadians made fun of?"
Dkrboy says, "Republicand Docs implant Anti-Canadian chips in most newborns' brains. We can't help it."
Mikemn says, "Stinky dork republicans."
300gamer says, "Why can't I ever bowl good?"
Dkrboy says, "check out my republican files at http://surf.to/dkrboy for the bowling theory."
NOADano says, "Why do I get swamped with mails about those stupid codes that don't exist?"
Dkrboy says, "Dano, this time it's not the republicans, it's just lamers who can't face the truth."
ForestbugN64 says, "Whats up with all these internet advertising things? SheesH!"
Dkrboy says, "Bug, these companies' webmasters are run by the republicans. They want to make sure a very
little amount of things areenjoyable."
Nuttinbutfluff says, "why don't penguins live in the wild here in America?"
Dkrboy says, "They were kicked out by republicans in the late 1930's because some idiot rich guy thought they were ugly."
Davidnssbm says, "WHy isn't there a restaraunt where we can eat poop?"
Dkrboy says, "Ummm, Dave, I don't wanna blame that on the republicans. Eating poop IS NOT good."
Zaqwert says, "Why does Nintendo and Rare make a bunch of GAY little kiddie games like DKR?"
Dkrboy says, "Umm, zaqwert, not the republicans."
Dkrboy says, "Nintendo wants to make sure it is good for ALL audiences. parents of young kids won't buy unless there are suitable games."
Dkrboy says, "OK, last question or 2"
NOAMike says, "why do the Mariners lose so much?"
Dkrboy says, "The republicans forced them to spend all their money and more on the new stadium. In result, they can't afford more good players."
NOATravis says, "Why is my stang so ugly all of the sudden."
FecesCoveredStang says, "I'll answer that, I'm an EX Republican. They covered it with poop."
ForestbugN64 says, "Why does Taco Bell give me the runs?"
Dkrboy says, "YoQuireoTacoSmell, care to answer that?"
YoQuieroTacoSmell says, "Laxative. We were forced into it."
