Tweety is the Farm Reporter. He keeps abreast of all events and activities at all times and reports any pertinent, pernicious, pretentious, and portentious information to Dr. Spats our resident Storyteller.
Hi! I am the renowned Dr. Spats. I will be the narrator of the extraordinary events that fill the pages of My Funny Farm. I am known for my gentlemanly manners, sexy purr, and affable afinity for the ladies. I would demonstrate my purr prowessness however I never purr out loud while listening to the Blues. First, let me do the honors of introducing you to the LOCALS. Of course we must begin with....
