1. YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL A 2 HEADED ORG.
2. YOU CALL YOUR BEDROOM "THE FRODIS ROOM".
3. YOU MUST TALK ABOUT THE MONKEES OBESSIVELY EVERYDAY, QUOTE & ACT OUT EPISODES.
4. YOU CAN QUOTE THE "DITTY DIEGO WAR CHANT".
5. YOU SCREAM & YOUR HEART SKIPS BEATS WHEN YOU HEAR THEM ON THE RADIO.
6. YOUR FAVORITE (OR ONLY) EXCERCISE IS THE MONKEE WALK.
7. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU A QUESTION OR FOR ADVICE YOU ALWAYS ANSWER "WHY SHOULD I SPEAK SINCE I KNOW NOTHING".
8. YOU BELIEVE THAT MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
9. YOU HOLD YOUR NECKLACE & SAY "MAGIC LOCKET".
10. YOU RELATE MOMENTS IN YOUR LIFE TO THEIR SONGS.
11. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO "WORK HARD, PLAY HARD & GET PLENTY OF RUFAGE IN YOUR DIET"!
12. WHEN YOU SEE THE "DOW JONES" ON THE EVENING NEWS YOU ALWAYS AT FIRST THINK IT SAYS "DAVY JONES".
13. HEAD MAKES PERFECT SENSE! SO DOES RANDY SCOUSE GIT & SHORTY BLACKWELL.
14. YOUR DREAM HOME IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE MONKEES PAD.
15. YOU WOULD NEVER LEND MONEY TO A MAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR!
