A new national music publication called "THE MAG" recently sat down with the Atlanta-based band the Menthol Kings to ask them a few questions of relevant importance to life. The following is the Q&A session from that meeting:


Q. Why did God give men penises ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?
Menthol Kings Answer--Its Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do men die before their wives ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Menthol Kings Answer-- Money.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job ?
Menthol Kings Answer-- Ten minutes of silence