12.29.98--The Menthol Kings have recently signed with Comatose Records. A full length album is to be released in early May.

1.3.99--Wilson King Of Beers has announced his retirement. He claims this has nothing to do with REM's drummer retiring last year. Wilson plans to harvest his vast fields of coca beans. He has been replaced with Nicky Bastard, ex-drummer for HERPES.