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So after consulting with the lawyers on
the Corn Legal Action Team, they devised a theory that he start a new
project while his lawyers handled the numerous lawsuits and legal actions
towards his known intentions towards his female fans below ths voting age. Alas, Rex started the Menthol Kings. He recruited Otter Fairmont,another swinging friend and legend from the XXX Lounge circuit to assist on bass playing duties.
Rex is the cutest one of the Menthol Kings. He hangs out at Showbiz pizza in search of a dream girl. He currently plays Fender Guitars and Amplifiers and pops Ambiens cause he only wants the best. He writes songs in a pill induced haze at 5 am in his shady basement room that even Otter finds a little "too shady" for his preferences, but he crashes here anyway. This den has now been named the Easy Access, by Otter. This is due to his sexual experiements and "stunts" he perfoms on the numerous couches in the den. We always welcome those in the area to stop by the Easy Access. Hi-jinx are always afoot at the Easy Access.
Rex can be reached after shows only after a sworn affidavit has been
signed relieving him of any legal responsiblity of his sexual actions
showered upon his lady fans. He is also available for PRIVATE lounge
singing dates, no public performances.
"KING REX LETS YOU PICK THINGS! AREN'T YOU A LUCKY FUCK?"
Things you need to know beore your next sexual encounter. Learn this, live this!
King Rex is known primarily as a legendary lounge singer of
the XXX Lounge genre. His shows were filled with confusion, anger,
drunken swagger, and fistfights with the disgusted boyfriends and
older brothers of certain ladies or girls. However, around 2 months ago,
his legal bills began to pile up, paternity case after paternity case and he
began to sink into debt. His drinking problem only helped a little bit but he
realized he needed some dough.
