THE OFFICIAL SITE OF MANSOOR BABAR


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** "Our motherland is only good for mangos and rikshas." -3/24/2004 -- Nur Hussain

** "We are not a theocracy, thank God." -8/20/2003 -- Fei-Ling Wang

** "I can cook for sh*t" (Sounds like one of those "I will work for food." Simple typo changes the entire meaning...) -5/8/2003 -- Saidah Ayaz

** "The guy is chinese, so you're going to eggroll his house?" (Barry's question when I suggested we egg and roll his Professor's house) -4/23/2003 -- Barry Fleming

** "Your logic has been overruled by God." -4/4/2003 -- Salman "Saloo" Mian

** "When I mean chokalize, I'm gonna do it to the fullest capability because I define capability." - Fawaad. "We are the reason God made arranged marriages." - Imran. -12/10/2002-- Fawaad Haider and Imran Khan a.k.a "Pious" a.k.a Joke having a discussion on marriage.

** "Georgia is really good. I finally admit that today." (Salman, the biggest Georgia Hater in the world makes this statement after Georgia beat Arkansas in the SEC Championship) -12/10/2002-- Salman Hasan

** "Each one of them is as precious as the 3,000 people in the twin towers. We can't sacrifice them to putting it right." (Ms. Short speaking of the Iraqi people) -9/22/2002-- Clare Short, British International Development Secretary

** "Man, I just wasted a sin." (Salman looking at an "ugly" girl at Georgia Tech) -8/29/2002-- Salman Hasan

** "Sometimes the wind is blowing but you do not realize it." -8/29/2002-- Imran "Joke" Khan (Nobody can understand or explain this "deep" quote, including Imran)

** "Its time for me to spring into action." -8/29/2002-- Salman "Saloo" Mian

** "Signal yes by shooting yourself in the head three times." - Ryan Harrison (Leslie Nielson). "Don't do it, its a trap." - other woman. -7/20/2002-- from the movie Wrongfully Accused.

** "This B, is field made by the .c file." -6/28/2002-- Dolapo Kukoyi (A CS major taking notes on magnetic field during Physics class)

** "The Joke will not be the joke today." -6/3/2002-- Imran "Joke" Khan

** "Miss O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no record off the record. Make a record of that." -5/29/2002-- Chief Stern in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II

** "Oh man...(Fill in your favorite Oh Man story here. Here is Mansoor Babar's Collection of Oh Man Sayings and Stories." -5/28/2002-- Umair Warsi

** "Don't doubt me, son." -3/13/2002-- Mansoor Babar

** "Stop labeling me you d*mn liberal Emory kid." -2/8/2002-- Fawaad Haider

** "I'm hungry." -2/8/2002-- Jamal "Jenkins" Ashraf

** "God loves Kat." -1/15/2002-- Fawaad Haider

** "I went to the Masjid last night to pray for my job. D*mn Intel for defying God." -12/6/2001-- Salman "Saloo" Mian

** "If only life was like Indian movies." -12/6/2001-- Salman Hasan

** "Brother, I feel everybody's pain." -11/30/01--Mansoor Babar

** "It's gonna happen because it wants to happen." -10/31/01--Yousaf "Barbarian" Khan

** "Don't worry about it." -10/31/01--Bilal "Bubba" Khan

** "Don't think too much...not good for the brain." -10/15/01--Salman Hasan

** "Cuz I'm a thug." -10/15/01--Omer "KK" Ahmed

** "Stop acting like bia bia." -10/15/01--Yousaf "Barbarian" Khan

** "I am Bubba b*tch...King Kong got nothing on me!" -10/8/01--Bilal "Bubba" Khan

** "Do you know who I am? I am KK, b*tch!" -10/8/01-- Omer "KK" Ahmed

** "I should have known that you did it...but I didn't." -9/21/01-- Ryan Harrision (Leslie Nielson) in Wrongfully Accused

** "Jump awn it." -9/21/01--Salman Mian

** "Yes, I would like to have one Big Nasty, please"(Mansoor trying to order a Big N' Tasty at McDonald's). -8/14/01--Mansoor Babar

** "You and me are not going to last four years"(Matt talking to his computer). -5/7/01--Matt Kelley

** "Are you kidding me?" -5/6/01--Matt Kelley

** "I'm crazy!" -5/6/01--Parks Robinson

** "Oh, I didn't say that." -4/16/01--Matt Kelley

** "Coo man coo." -3/9/01--Mansoor Babar

** "I have already lost hope in myself and it's only a matter of time before the state loses HOPE in me, too." -2/1/01--Matt Kelley

** "I'm straight as an arrow." -1/29/01--Aaron Cavin

** "It's bad enough that she's against you, but now God is against you too. That's the worst." -1/26/01--Mansoor Babar

** "I was lying when I said that." -1/25/01--Matt Kelley

** "I'm losing my mind and my..." -1/25/01--Matt Kelley

** "Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that can't teach, teach at Eagle's Landing." -1/3/01--Jacob Germany

** "Yeah, but whatta ya bench?" -5/4/00--BJ Hawkins

** "No, my crack is clean." -4/14/00--Aaron Cavin

** "I do not lay eggs!" -4/14/00--Stephanie Hretz

** "Hey, that would have been funny if it was actually good." -3/10/00--Russ Lee

** "Hey, I'm gonna turn 18 on my birth..." -3/10/00--Habib Bhatti

** "In two weeks I will have you failing English, too." -3/10/00--Derek Ellyson

** "Often immitated, but never duplicated!" -3/3/00--Gator Pilgrim

** "I will slice you up like carrots!" -2/10/00--Gator Pilgrim

** "You won't have time to be scared!" -1/19/00--Gator Pilgrim

** "Ken Yu exempt?" -1/10/00--Barry Fleming

** "I know right." -12/10/99--David Kotowski

** "My destiny is your destiny, baby." -12/1/99--Aaron Cavin

** "I got two words for ya...HA HA!" -11/12/99--Ken Yu

** "Hey, wait wait!" -11/6/99--Mansoor Babar

** "It just doesn't matter!" -10/20/99--Mansoor Babar

** "If my answer is right, then I cheated." -10/20/99--B.J. Hawkins

** "It doesn't matter if you get it wrong, as long as you finish first!" -10/9/99--Michael Shook

** "Parker, you are pissing me off!" -8/28/99--Sandra Swindall

** "Guns? What guns? I'm just a tourist." -6/18/99--Rumble in the Bronx

** "Crap, this is crap." -2/19/99--Michael Shook

** "Fire is cool." -2/8/99--Alex Corley

** "Hope is dangerous because if you hope, then you have something to lose." -2/8/99--Jay Bentley

** "Come on. Everybody's doing it." -2/5/99--Mansoor Babar

** "Spread the Revolution!" -2/5/99--Randall McElroy

** "If you say thingy one more time I'll go insane." -1/2/99--Aaron Cavin

** " I COMER, therefore I COGAR!" -12/15/98--Eric Webber

** " Don't piss me off!" -12/15/98--Jacob Germany

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