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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the

UGLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

My friend Amanda (Amanda__roo@hotmail.com) was at the Universal Studios theme park in California, about to take a picture of her sister, when this man (apparently experiencing some sort of facial siezure) stepped in front of the camera, forever being caught on film. If you have any information on this victim of ridicule, please e-mail me immediately at Khaos1997@mindspring.com. And if you are this man, please e-mail me so I can laugh in your face. Thank you.

Here's another pic titled

THE 19th HOLE

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