HOW MANY DOGS?
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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


GOLDEN RETRIEVER

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a silly burned out bulb?


BORDER COLLIE

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


DACHSHUND

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


ROTTWEILER

Make me.


LAB

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?


GERMAN SHEPHERD

I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


JACK RUSSELL TERRIER

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


POODLE

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


BOXER

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......


CHIHUAHUA

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


POINTER

I see it, there it is, there it is, right THERE....


GREYHOUND

It isn't moving. Who cares?


OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?


HOUND DOG

ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z


CATS

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.

So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?



ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,

CATS HAVE STAFF...



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