Help! I will pay anyone $50 to come take my daughter's Princesspool doll out of our house! It stinks! - Dad@notcool.com
Help! I will pay $100 for anyone to come take my daughter's Princesspool doll out of our house! It's getting worse! - Dad@notcool.com
Help! I will pay $200 for anyone to come take my daughter's Princesspool doll out of our house! It's making us sick! - Dad@notcool.com
Help! I will pay $300 for anyone to come take my daughter's Princesspool doll out of our house! We can't hold on much longer! - Dad@notcool.com
Help! I will pay $500 for anyone to come take my daughter's Princesspool doll out of our house! Must get air! - Dad@notcool.com
Help! I will pay $1000 for anyone to come take my daughter's Princesspool doll out of our house! Send an ambulance! - Dad@notcool.com
Help! I will pay $2000 for anyone to come take my late daughter's Princesspool doll out of our house! We need to pay the hospital bill! - Dad@notcool.com
Help! I will pay $10,000 for anyone to come and bring us oxygen. Bring a shovel to bury the doll! No one should have to go through this! - Dad@notcool.com
Okay! If you won't help us just stop buying those Beano Babies! We will pay $20,000 to anyone who will close down Beano/Sty! - Dad@anonymous.com
Here's $30,000 for anyone who wants it! Take the house and everything just get me to a doctor! - Dad@notcool.com
