 The Arabian Facebuster...hitting your computers sometime soon. Its got all the information and history of the most suicidal, homicidal and genocidal man on the face of Gods Green Earth, Sabu. And you know I can't leave out RVD as well as all of the latest ECW Wrestling News. The show opened with Tommy Dreamer and Joey Styles in the center of the ring. Shane Douglas comes out to the ring with Francine before things can really get going. Dreamer gets on the mic and he proclaims Francine the Queen of eXtreme. Then Dreamer says that it isn't time for Douglas to leave ECW and that also talks to Shane Douglas using Shane's real name, Troy Martin. He commends Shane for everything he's done for ECW and how Shane is the Franchise and always will be. Funny part here as the crowd gets quiet someone yells out "Oh My God" or somethin' like that, he shaped his voice all weird. But anyway Dreamer responded to the guy saying "aint you just a wealth of knowledge" and proceeds to crack another joke at the guy. Then Dreamer talks about the three fingers and says they aren't for The Triple Threat, but they're for ECW. He then makes fun of Storm a bunch, but says Lance is right about one thing, he does have a big ass. Dreamer pulls down his pants to reveal boxers that say "Lance Sucks." Not so big of an ass, a big ass coulda fit "TLB Swallows" on it. Anyways Dreamer rips on the type of food Lance eats, saying Lance eats pussy food and that Dreamer goes for the steak and burgers and all that. Dreamer and Douglas raise the fingers and leave the ring. As they leave Credible and Storm come out and beat the hell out of them leaving them in the center aisleway as the opening credits run. Mustafa Saed Vs. Spike Dudley Styles hypes the PPV some more, and then the first matchup starts up. Spike comes out with a road sign, but Stafa starts pounding on little Spike. Spike then gets a low blow on Stafa and follows it up with an Acid Drop. He goes for the cover and The Dudley Boyz hit the ring to attack Spike. Bubba with a huge superbomb from the top turnbuckle on Spike. Out comes New Jack with his trash can of crutches. Gertner gets on the mic and says New Jack needs to get past The Dudleys to get to Stafa. New Jack dives at Stafa but the Dudleys catch him and pound away. Jack then his Bubba with a road sign. D-Von gets the crutch and another road sign shot for Bubba. There's another crutch for D-Von and Stafa is gonna get the Guitar. New Jack strumming it up playing some Wyclef apparently, he takes the Guitar back..D-Von grabs the guitar. 3D---Dudley Death Drop on New Jack. The run some commercials and come back with a Jasmine St. Claire vignette. Claire says she will be at ECW's Living Dangerously and then drops the soap, 'cause she was in a shower so she had soap, and she dropped it. Too bad she closed the curtain, eh? Then Styles flashes us to a Steven Prazak interview with The Jackyl. The Jackyl is the only part of Credible/Storm I don't like. Jackyl says something, but nothing of importance whatsoever. Three Way Dance for the ECW Tag Titles Dreamer/Douglas Vs. RVD/Sabu Vs. The Dudleys Dreamer and Douglas come down to the ring to take on Credible and Storm. Storm and Credible take off and get the Dudleys to face Dreamer and Douglas. Bubba gets on the mic and says RVD and Sabu need to stop smoking joints in the back and get out there and put their Titles on the line. So the Champs come out and we have an impromptu Tag Title match. Tons of action in this one, a great matchup all around. Van Dam with a spin kick and then a backspin Splash on Bubba. Bubba though with a Belly to Back on RVD and everyone steps into the ring including Sign Guy Dudley and Bill Alfonso. Fonzie puts Sign Guy on a table and Sabu breaks it with an elbow drop. Camel Clutch locked on Douglas by Sabu. Bubba Bomb on Sabu. Inverted DDT on Van Dam by D-Von and a DDT on Van Dam by Bubba Ray. Dreamer with a Side Russian LegSweep on Bubba and then Dreamer with a Vertical Suplex taking down Sabu. The action now spills outside of the ring. Back flip dropkick by RVD on D-Von, still inside of the ring. D-Von then to the top with RVD and D-Von does a Hangmans Neckbreaker from the top. Dreamer and Sabu fighting in the crowd. Back in the ring D-Von drops a leg on RVD and back outside Sabu jumps off the bleachers and onto Tommy Dreamer. RVD and D-Von outside of the ring now and D-Von is sent hard into the steel. Sabu with a chair and he sets it up inside of the ring. He's about to jump off it when Bubba tackles him. HUGE Chair shot on Bubba Ray and then a DDT by Dreamer. Van Dam witha Frog Splash to follow things up. Douglas then hits the Pittsburgh Plunge on D-Von. Sabu sets up a chair Triple Jump Moonsault by Sabu on D-Von Dudley and Sabu eliminates D-Von and The Dudleys. Rolling Splash by Van Dam on Dreamer followed up by a leg drop from Sabu. Outside of the ring now Dreamer nails Van Dam with a Spicolli Driver through a table. Fonzie then rolls a table into the ring. Slingshot Sidekick by Sabu on Douglas but Douglas drops Sabu's jaw across the top rope. Francine brings a ladder down to the ring! Sabu is about to be set on a table outside of the ring, but Credible comes out and attacks Douglas and Storm hits the ring attacking Dreamer. Douglas on the table now and Sabu in the ring...Air Sabu on Douglas, putting him through the table with a leg drop. RVD splashes down onto Dreamer. Sabu rips off the god damned table leg and nails Dreamer with it! Sabu and Fonzie then hold a table in front of Dreamer. VanF'NDaminator on the table and Dreamer is out cold. Sabu makes the cover and Rob Van Dam and Sabu win. Credible and Storm begin to yell and argue with the champs now and here comes Taz. Everyone out except Sabu. Sabu and Taz going at it but officials break that up. Then they go back at it and stare across the ring at each other. Now they exchange punches but are broken up again and Taz gets himself a mic. Taz does his thing running down Sabu who responds by giving Taz a right hand shot and setting him up on a table. Sabu sets a chair in front. Sabu off the chair, the table and then the top ring rope and drops an elbow on Taz to end the show. Credit Doug Graham of lordsofpain.net
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