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1. Why did the chicken cross the the road at the amusment park?
2. Why did the little girl put her dad in the refrigerator?
3. What kind of flowers would you give someone that sleeps all the time?
4. What is the fastest way to get rich by eating?
5. Why was the parakeet the first in line at the beauty salon?
6. Why did Ellie put on wet shirt?
7. What did the pea patch say to the corn patch?

1. To get to the other ride.
2. She wanted a cool pop!
3. Day-zzzzzzzz.
4. Eat fortune cookies!
5. Because the early bird gets the perm!
6. Because the label said," Wash and Wear"!
7. Stop Stalking me!

Jason: What do you call a carrot that insults a farmer?

Sara: I haven't a clue.

Jason: A very fresh vegetable.

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya gimme a dollsr to buy a candy bar?

Why did the golfer carry an extra pair of socks?

In case he got a hole in one!

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