My name is MEQ and this is my page. It's all mine! I will devote it to all my EViL pusuits. MWAH HA HA HAAAAAAA!

Some info about me.

1) I like to remain anonymous.

2) I also like to brag about my accomplishments.

3) I have a lot of spare time on my hands.

4) I love my computer. Its name is Bonaventure. It's pretty darn fast, and very stable and is connected to an ISDN line at the moment, so it ROCKS!

5) One of my goals in life is to be an extra in a STAR WARS movie. I've gotta move fast. Episode 3 is going to be the last, so says the almighty Lucaster.

6) I write a lot of poetry and short stories. I finally put some up for my amusement. Wanna see? Bleedin' noisy, aren't you? Oh well. Go here.

7) I go to school at Randolph-Macon Woman's College. You can draw several things from this fact. I am a woman. I am intelligent. And I can live without men. ; p

8) I love my guitar. His (Its) name is Rael, after the main character in Genesis' "Lamb lies down on Broadway"

9) Life is good.

10) *grins wildly* I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! *diabolical laughter follows for quite some time, then trails off as I suddenly realize someone has stolen my nucleor warheads...*

Pictures of ME!

The first one is me dressed up like a smurf for halloween when I was 4. Carrying on with this fine tradition- the next picture is me in high school dressed up as a Roman statue. I was Latin club VP- I had to set a good example, you know.

That same year- me with a laurel crown on. I made the crown myself out of metal siding I bought at Home Depot. No one showed me how either- I just decided I wanted to make one- so I did. This proves I'm a genius. The next picture proves I'm a maniac. I'm trying to kill a first year latin student with a butter knife. I've since moved on to bigger and more deadly arsenal- but I'll always remember that butter knife.

Credits

Photo 1- my mom

Photos 2-4- Ms. McDowell, the best Latin teacher in the world.

Note- most of these were taken 1997-1998. I don't look like this anymore. Now I have three heads and wings.

And I cut my hair. It no longer hangs down to my waist. It can only hang in my eyes now. And yes- I did profit. Bidding wars were started over my long, beautiful locks. I think Tina Turner beat out Elton John for it.

"These are the roots of Rythm, and the roots of Rythm remain"- Paul Simon

Anyway- that's all for now. I'm going to go study greek now. ball eis korakas!!!

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