The U.S.A. has been beaten by the Russkies again - this time they beat us to Mars!

The Russians actually landed a ballet troupe on Mars so they could practice their leaps in its low gravity!

NASA is worried that when these pictures show up on the internet, the funding for the manned mission to Mars will be drastically cut, since

we've already been scooped - AGAIN.

A Mars Valles Marineris nolady lkb.jpg

B Mars Valles Marineris ballerina lkb.jpg