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Humorous Randomness

By PhineasBg ( Jay )

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Animation:

Here's a short Flash humor cartoon I made to plug
the atheist website InfidelGuy.com:
The Infidel Ledge

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Video:

Here's a little re-editing I did to a speech by George W. Bush:
Bush Redux
WMV Format Zipped 2.7mb
Requires Windows Media Player.


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Text Writings:

There is something on the net called Mystery Usenet Theater 3000,
where MST3K fans use characters from the show
"Mystery Science Theater 3000" 
to poke fun of newsgroup articles and stories.
Here's one I did where I poke fun of a Deep Space Nine story
from alt.startrek.creative called "The Haunted":
The Haunted
Nominated for the Golden Hamdinger for "Best Overall Misting"

Here's another MST3K "MiSTing" I did.
This one pokes fun of the Next Generation story "Aeia":
Aeia

Nominated for the Balsa Waffle for "Worst New Characters"

This is a parody script I wrote
of the rather lame movie "Star Trek: Insurrection":
Star Trek: Insufficient

Film critic Paul  B. Clark:
"Not only is PhineasBg's parody script of Insurrection
more entertaining than the film itself, it actually makes more sense."

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Comics:

If you would like to read my comic strip, "Tucker", then go here:
Tucker: The Comic Strip

This is a parody I wrote of one of those
little Christian propoganda booklets (aka "tracts").
It's also basically a rebuttal to a pro-Creationism tract:
Who's Your Daddy?

Evolutionist Mark Whickman:
"A poison soaked stilleto dagger of an article,
straight to the rotten heart of creationism if I ever saw one."

This page is a collection of comic parodies
I wrote of a Christian/Creationism propoganda
comic strip called "CreationWise."
It's a parody and a rebuttal:
Creation Unwise

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Humor Websites:

If you are a Titanic movie fan (or Titanic movie hater),
go to my old parody website:
The Titanic Parody Page!

If you like Superman,
but HATE the "Lois and Clark" TV series,
take a look at:

The "I Hate Lois and Clark!" Website

 

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