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FSU Hall of Fame

FSU Entrance exam

  • Why do FSU graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
  • To justify their handicapped parking.

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  • Why don't FSU teams have ice on the sidelines?
  • The guy with the recipe graduated.

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  • What do you get when you drive slowly by the FSU campus?
  • A degree.

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  • What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a FSU football player?
  • Six more weeks of bad football.

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  • How many FSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
  • None, it's a second year course.

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  • How do you get a FSU graduate off your porch?
  • Pay him for the pizza.

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  • The FSU football team was placed in an English for non majors class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
  • All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with pride.

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  • What are the best four years of an FSU student's life?
  • Third grade.

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  • A Bulldog, a Seminole, and a Gator were walking together and came across a magic lamp, and out popped a genie. "I will give you one wish apiece," says the genie. The Bulldog said "I'm studying to be a farmer. I want 1,000 acres of the most fertile farmland in the world and I want it to remain fertile forever."

    "Your wish is granted," the genie said.

    The Seminole was amazed and looked at the genie said: "I don't want any outsiders coming into our precious city. I want a wall around Tallahassee, to keep undesirables out."

    The Genie said: "Your wish is granted."

    The Gator was also amazed looked at the genie and said, "I'm curious, tell me more about this wall."

    The genie said, "It's 250 feet high, and 50 feet thick, no one can get in or out."

    The Gator says, "Fill it up with water."

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    Two FSU fans boarded a shuttle flight out of Miami for Miami. One sat in the window seat; the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Florida fan got on and took the aisle seat next the FSU fans. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the FSU fan in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

    "No problem," said the Florida fan, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the FSU fan picked up the Florida fan's shoe and spit in it.

    When the Florida fan returned with the coke, the other FSU fan said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too?" Again, the Florida fan obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the FSU fan picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Florida fan returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Miami. As the plane was landing. When the Florida fan slipped his feet into his shoes he knew immediately what had happened.

    "How long must this go on?" the Florida fan asked. "This enmity between our peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

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