WANTED

You failed! Do you know that, you sick, evil putz? I'll bet you don't even realize that you failed to instill the terror you had hoped. But look at us! Then again, never mind. You don't have electricity any more, so you can't be surfing the web.

But we're still standing! A couple of buildings aren't, but this is a damn big country. I think you'll discover, albeit a few months too late, that you just messed with the wrong people. We won't stop until you and your kind are wiped out. And I'm not talking about Muslims or Islam, I'm talking about sick, foul, hate-mongers like yourself. From what I've heard from your own people, you are deranged and should be killed. I only hope that it is a slow and painful death.

In the meantime, I hope you are agonizing about how millions and millions of Americans have adorned their cars, houses, clothing, faces with signs of patriotism. And this from a country where most were walking around dead. They couldn't have cared less about your piddly ass little problems or how great their country was, because they were so wrapped up in their SUVs and golf outings that they couldn't see if it was night or day. They'd bad mouth their country because the line at McDonalds was too long, or there was static on their cellular phone. Now look what you've done!

Suddenly, we're thanking our government for the freedom to complain about our staticy cell phones and bad fast food! We're saying "Thank God For America" because we don't have such incredible lunatics living in our country! Oh sure, there are some loonies, but you, sir, take the cake out of the loonies mouth, chew it up, regurgitate it, and eat it! You are one sick, sick, sick, sick person. And we owe our new found patriotism all to you! Is this a crazy world or what?

So while you're skulking around thinking of new ways to fuck up our lives, consider this. You are only helping us. You are making us a better people. Out of chaos, dreams are born! And you will have failed in your mission, because "I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Have a nice day, asshole.