I'm sure even though you may have not used one or had someone tell you. I'm talking about pickup lines. They may be good for just meeting someone after that, your on you own so you need to look like you know something about relationships. Here below are some good and bad pickup lines.
Bad Lines!
Your name must be daisy, because I have a strong urge to plant you right here.
Hi I am Hammer, can I nail you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spagetti, lets go screw.
Just call me milk and I'll do you good.
Can I buy you a drink or, do you just want money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be the best looking guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way right away.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, I would name you McGorgious.
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I wish you were a pony carosel outside Walmart, so that I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Want to play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
If your going to regret this morning, let's sleep until the afternoon.
If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
Excuse me, can I have your phone number, I lost mine.
I look good on you.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, can I visit you between holidays?
You look like a girl who's heard every line in the book so what's one more going to hurt?
Hi am a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala bear.
The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my house and spread the word.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution? Slippery when wet? Yield"
Hi my name is _______, remember it, because you'll be screaming it all night.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? Maybe he went to this cheap motel room.
Is your dad a farmer, because you have great melons.
Is your dad a baker, because you have nice buns.
Do you want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo-choo.
You must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: That's why I don't go there anymore.
Hi, name is Skippy, like peanut butter I stick to the roof of yiur mouth.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump my stick?
Let's have some fun with math. Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divde your legs and, multiply.
Would you hold it against me if I said you had a beautiful body?
I have to make a missing person report because you must have run away from heaven.
Come sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.
Do you want to play army? I hit the ground and you blow the hell out of me.
Your parents must be terrorists, because baby, you are the bomb.
Do you have Italian in you? Do you want any Italian in you?
Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Girl, I gotta take you out beacuse your ass is pumping like a reebok.
Is you dad a drug dealer, because you are dope.
Are you greek? Because every time I look at you I think of Trojans.
You must be an insect because baby you are fly.
Good Lines!
Do you have room for another friend in your life?
I've been looking for someone to concentrate my attention on, and with you that would be easy.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Before I came to talk to you only, God knew what I was going to say. But now that I'm standing here, only He knows.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.
If I could rework the alphabet, I would put "I" next to "U".
Can have directions?(To where)"To your heart."
I had a bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a beautiful girl smile. Can you smile for me?
Are you ok? That fall from heaven must have hurt.
God may have made all men equal, but he made you without equal
Are your feet tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow, I promised my mother as soon as I met the girl of my dreams.
Offer a single rose with: I wanted to show this rose true beauty.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Levis should pay you royalties.
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
Make me now promises and tell me no lies.
I know why your mirrors don't work, because you can't reflect an image as perfect as you.
Touch me. Because I've never been touched by an angel.
If I had to take one thing with me through life, it would be your smile.
If I had a rose for every time I fell in love with you, I'd have a garden.
If I find a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?
Excuse me, you dropped something. A conversation, would you like to pick it up.
You got stacks like the International House of Pancakes.
You have a way with children.
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