My hair looks absolutely gorgeous now. Really. It looks like a black-haired version of the lovely mane of that blond lawyer in Ally Mcbeal. Her name's...Portia De Rossi, if I'm not wrong. Yeah, I am NOT joking. It looks so friggin beautiful, straight at the beginning, and it slowly curls as it nears the bottom. And my hair isn't big now, not at all. It's an absolutely perfect and stunning tumble of curls. Beats me how it got that way. And guess what? I've been staying home all day.

Talk about absolute USELESSNESS!!!

Mmm...maybe if I stay reaaaal still, it won't change.

*stays reaaaal still*