This is the New & Improved website that I had to create thanks to some pussy douchebag piece of garbage who saw fit to report my terms of service violation to Angelfire. You know what? Thanks for being a pussy because my page looks way cooler now. Pussy.
'Neways, I've got plenty of goodies for you to enjoy, just pick your path.
If you'd like to send me feedback, or just generally harrass me, feel free. I'm at firstname.lastname@example.org.