Piper (to Prue): I remember when Phoebe was a baby and it was hard on Mum and with you dropping her all the time...
Phoebe: What?
-Reckless Abandon

Prue: Why do I have to carry the poisoness snake?
Piper: 'Cause you're the oldest. You've lived a full life.
-Animal Pragmatism

Mark: Thanks for helping me.
Piper: When you wouldn't leave my doorstep I didn't have much of a choice.
-Dead Man Dating

Phoebe: What do we have to lose?
Piper: Well, apparently we have our clothes to lose.
-Witch Trial

Guard: Freeze!
Piper: Good idea.
-Mortality Bites

Piper: Come on Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.
Phoebe: Sure, why not?
Piper: Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa.
-Once Upon A Time

Paige could see that Cole had clearly turned evil. And she tried to tell me over and over and over and over and over and over...That doesn't even sound like a word anymore."
-Long Live the Queen

Leo: Just out of curiostiy...um...are you and Aviva...well, Piper said...
Phoebe: Piper said what?
Leo: Oh, nothing...
Phoebe: Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because somtimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. But don't worry, her shrinks are on it.
(Trying to put Leo off Piper) - The Fourth Sister

Teacher: Now, do you have anything to say for yourself?
Phoebe: I'm not wearing any underwear.
-Sin Francisco

Piper: Timbuktu? You sent him to Timbuktu?!
Phoebe: All right, well, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with 'undo'.
-Charmed Again, Part 1

Prue: Who else would want to kill us?
Phoebe: Well, you know, you were a little sharp to the mailman yesterday, and we all know how testy they can be.
-Ms. Hellfire

Paige: Well, I guess that's what you get when you breed with the Source of All Evil.
Phoebe: Okay, can we not say breed, you know? I'm not a horse.
-Womb Raider

Xotar: I'm Krell, a Xotar.
Prue: I'm Prue, a Scorpio.
- "Sleuthing For The Enemy"

Paige: I pay the rent here too.
Piper: Paige, there is no rent.
Paige: It was an expression.
Piper: No it's not.
Paige: Well, it should be!
-Trial By Magic

Piper: Let me get this straight. You guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together?!
Paige: Well, the plan has some flaws, admittedly.
-Womb Raider

Leo: What are you doing?
Paige: (mixing potions) Just preparing for the Source.
Leo: Oh, is he coming to dinner?
-Enter the Demon

Piper: It is like talking to a wall!
Leo: She has the Halliwell hearing.
-Size Matters

Leo: Where'd you put him?
(Cole looks down)
Phoebe: In the basement?
Piper: No, I think he means a little further down than that.
Phoebe: Ohhh...
-Charmed Again, Part 2

Phoebe: (about Cortez) I kind of sent him to...
Piper: Timbuktu. It rhymed with undo.

Piper walks into the living room to see Phoebe and Paige wearing beauty masks.
Piper: Ah!
Phoebe: What?
Piper: Oh, my God. You two could scare the hair off a cat. No demons dare drop by here.


Phoebe: What about a water birth? Can we do that at home?
Eve: Sure, we can rent a tub.
Piper: What am I? A dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish.
Leo: Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Piper: Shut up.