We really got to convince Paige to move in with us before there is nobody left to move in with.-piper
Maybe cause you're the best swimmer?-paige
Yeah, at the Y - but this is the ocean! It's very cold and i'm allergic to shellfish!-phoebe
Piper: Oh please, please. Somebody help me. the mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.
Phoebe: You are holding me hostage!
Paige: Yep looks like it
Phoebe: Look I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea!
Paige: Well the call of the common bathtub is just gonna have to do
Piper: Timbuktu? You sent him off to TIMBUKTU?!
Phoebe: It was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with 'undo'
Piper: Paige, we have to consider our options.
Paige: Options? We have two-- we're screwed and we're more screwed.
Phoebe: Sorry...had to grab my broom.
Piper: For what?
Phoebe: Well for flying, silly.
Piper: Well maybe you haven't heard. There's a new source, the old one is dead.
Paige: Yeah, we already kicked his sorry ass.
Wizard: He didn't die. He was reborn into a new sorry ass. Wait, that didn't come out right.
Piper: I am being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower
Leo: Thinking of unfreezing the neighbours?
Prue: Who are you?
Krell: I'm Krell. I'm a Zotar.
Prue: I'm Prue. I'm a Scorpio.
Prue: Pig's feet.
Piper: Yecch.
Prue: Ecch?
Piper: Yecch.
Prue: So you can slice off a chunk of demon flesh, but you can't touch a pig's foot?
Piper: I'm a vegetarian.
Prue: Since when?
Piper: Since now.
Paige: (To Phoebe) Who are you calling? Spells R' Us?
Piper: This whole family needs a shrink.
Paige: No wonder Chris grows up to be a neurotic little freak.
Leo: Damn it!
Paige: Are Elders even allowed to swear?
Leo: No, but fathers are. Especially ones whose kid just tried to kill them.