What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face.
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Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs.
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What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their mind? Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
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What are three things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
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What do niggers use to wash their white clothes? BLEEATCH!
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What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra? Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.
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What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag? Twix.
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What's the difference between a nigger and a letter? You can send a letter back to where it came from.
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What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy? You may find the grail.
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What is black, runny, and scratches on glass? A nigger in a microwave.
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How does the navy use niggers? They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
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What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
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Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No? The future looks pretty good!
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Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death? Turns out he just had diarrhea.
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Why don't jews like oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber.
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Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike? Its probably your bike.
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What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt? Afro-turf.
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Why do niggers drive with their windows up? They think the smell is coming from outside.
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Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers.
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What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips.
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Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Why do niggers like basket ball? It involves running, shooting and stealing.
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What has four legs and a black arm? A happy pitbull.
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How do you know if a nigger is well hung? If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.
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How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.
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