-HOOKER FACTS-

-1- Hookers speak gibberish.

-2- Hookers aren’t real PEOPLE.

-3- Hookers use tricks to lure people in.(Example- Leaving door bolted open and bathroom door open while taking a shower, so that they may walk in on you.)

-4- Hookers like the word "John". It’s true that's what they call their “dates”.

-5- Hookers like to talk about work to make others around them feel uncomfortable.

-6-Hookers can’t think for themselves and that is why they have Pimps.

-7-Hookers will say or do anything to get a "Date", even "I Love You."

-8-Hookers love cash and that is why they sell their bodies to big fat nasty men/women(Gross). -RC-

-9-Hookers can be Transvestites, which are women with “cash and prizes“(very sick), so check for the telltale sign, "THE ADAMS APPLE".

-10-Hookers like high heels.

-11-In Thailand and Hawaii the hotter the hooker looks, the more likely she is a MAN. (Think about that for a moment.)-JM-

-12-Hookers often smell like mozarella. -JMM-

-13-Hookers in Nevada run rampant!

-14-Justina is a hooker(true story).

-15-Hookers don't look like Julia Roberts.-JE-

-16-Never ask a hooker to play the "see who can hold out the longest" game. they always win! -MjM-

-17-Never ask a hooker what kind of discount you can get for having a small penis, there is no discount but there is a good chance the hooker will fall asleep. -MjM-

-18-The older the hooker the better she is(But also the looser.....BOOO!)

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