Welcome
to Zog - Base of the InsanityClub(c) : 100% Confused!
-~*Totally
Stupid Random Idiotic Thing to Do This Week*~-
Sit in the middle of the road with a shoe on your head. Upside
down, like a hat.
Have a blank expression on your face. If a pedestrian walks by, scream at the top of your
voice:
"Ecky Ecky Ecky FlazoofBANGzoofboing... ...NI NI NI!"
If a policeman approaches you, declare boldly that you are "Ramases Niblick The
Third, Kurplunk Kurplunk
whoops where's my thribble" and that you were sent by the king of the potato people
to guard the street from enemies
on flying carpets. If he looks at you funny, just tell him to keep his mouth shut if he
knows what is good for him.
Make fax and modem noises as much as possible. Walk silly, as the
diagram below shows. Try very
hard to convince everyone around you that you are totally deranged.. (Perhaps you are).
Below are some things you should click on. You really should. Or
else...
Space Hoppers -
Oh... Dear god, no... please no.
The Day Pooh Went Ape Shit - Oh jesus... No more.
Please.
If you were wondering wether you can borrow some chairs...
just play the sound file below.
Click PLAY! ---->
Remember: Mr. Flibble is watching. He is ALWAYS watching.
"Mr. Flibble is very cross. You shouldn't have run away from
him."
click on Rimmer to hear him speak about how cross Mr. Flibble is.
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