Yo Mama Is So Old.............
- Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
- Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
- Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
- Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
- Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
- Yo mama's so old she ows Jesus a quarter.
- Yo mama's so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
- Yo mama's so old she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
- Yo mama's so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
- Yo mama's so old she used to baby-sit Yoda.
- Yo mama's so old she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
- Yo mama's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
- Yo mama's so old she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
- Yo mama's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
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