[.::*Forward*::.]
{::The XWF is just a week away from the big PPV Survivor Series. The entire XWF roster is getting restless and everyone is battling for a big match. Unknown to the entire roster, a new enemy is on the rise. A group with a sinister plan, a plan to cover the XWF with pure Darkness. This group loves the Darkness they live for the dark side. They have finally arrived here in the XWF, they plan on making there presents felt with a major impact. The love to see people in pain, fear, and unsure about themselves. The XWF has no idea what they are instore for. Eric Bischoff had no idea what he was doing when he signed one of these men to a contract. Unknown to Eric that were one goes, the other 2 are not far behind. Now the XWF must face their greatest challange and with stand the darkness that is comming. What is this group you ask. Well they are simply called.... The Dark Carnival!::}
[.::*End Forward*::.]
|--Scene-Vampiro's House--|
{::The cameras are dawning at the house of the new superstar of the XWF, Vampiro! It is a very cold November night in Detroit, Michigan. The time is about 2 in the morning. There is a chill in thei air, hinting that winter is on the way. There is a little ice on the ground that is bearly sticking. The cameras go inside the house and see Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope down stairs laughing and putting on discuses. They look like creepy ghost. They laugh but try to keep it down. They walk up stairs and the cameras fallow. They get outside of Vampiro's room and slowly open the door. The drop a few smoke bombs to give it more of a spooky look. Violent J begins to talk in a deep voice like a ghost.::}
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| [in a deep voice] Vampiro... Vampiro... VAMPIRO!
{:: Vampiro slowly moves. He doesn't reall answers. Then Shaggy looks at J. Then back at Vampiro and hits him upside his head. Vampiro slowly opens his eyes and see's the two ghosts. He sits up real quick.::}
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Who...Who....
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Shut up and listen. You have been choicen. You are the one who is going to take the darkside into the XWF. The spirits have choicen you to take our messages to the XWF.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Messages? What Mes....
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| We said shut up and listen. We know that the darkness and sickness runs deep down inside of you. We are here to bring that out and help you reak havic over the XWF. You first job will be to distory Buh Buh Ray Dudley in a Table Match on Raw.
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Do not try and defy us. This is your destiny and there is nothing you can to change it. You must also wear a clown outfit. Not a dark and mystious clown either. We are talking about one with red hair, red nose, colorfull cloths, and the big red shoes.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Are you kidding me?
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| NO! Do not talk back to us. We have told you what you need to know for now. We will return in due time.
{::The two ghost, J and Shaggy, throw down smoke bombs and exit the room. Unknown to Vampiro who the two ghost are, he gets up and goes into his closet. He reaches into the very back and pulls out a clown suite. What? He actually has one of these? He turns around and walks into the bathroom. He changes cloths and walks downstairs. J and Shaggy have just removed there costumes and gotten something to drink. As Vampiro comes down stairs he begins to talk to J and Shaggy.::}
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Hey whats up ninjas? What the hell are you two doing up so late? I figured you two would be passed out after that crazy shit we did last night. I mean damn, going down the highway at 120 and drunk off our asses. Man hand me some water and a Advil.
{::J and Shaggy look over at Vampiro finally and see him in the clown outfit. They spit their water out and begin to laugh. Vempiro looks like a damn idiot wearing this thing.::}
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Man, what in the fuck are you wearing? You look like fuckig BoZo the Clown man.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Man you guys wont believe this shit. Some fucking ghost looking shit just came to me in my room and said I need to wear this shit when we go to the XWF. So I went into my closet and got it out and tryed it on to make sure it still fit.
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| What the fuck? You actually have one of those... I mean. Are you sure they said wear that?
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Yeah man, no true Juggalo would be caught dead wearing that thing.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Man thats what the said to do, and yes I do have one. Why? What did you mean "you actually have one of those?" You guys didn't? Did you?
{::J and Shaggy begin to laugh out loud. Shaggy takes a camera out of his pocket and takes a picture. They can not control how hard they are laughing.::}
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Man what can we say? It has been a long night and we thought it would be funny. And damn was it! haha
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| Man this picture is going up on the site. Juggalo's world wide will want to see this. The great Vampiro dressed up like a clown! HA.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Man, fuck you guys. That shit isn't funny.
{:: Vampiro procedes to take off the clown outfit. He is still half way dressed and him, Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope go into the living room and cut on the TV. Howard Stern is on and they begin to watch it.::}
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| Yo man, I've seen this one. Its the one with that dirty slut Courtney Love. This bitch will do anything to get her name said. Hell I heard she even did Buh Buh Dudley. Now how pathetic is that? Hell she did like a whole damn inbred family when she did him.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Oh yeah, I meant to ask you guys, am I really facing Buh Buh Ray or were you to making that up?
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Nah man, you got him in a Table Match at the next XWF Raw! Man you need to get with it. Stop wearing those damn clown outfits and realize what lies ahead of us.[J and Shaggy laugh as Vampiro just roles his eyes] Man you know it was all in good fun.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Couldn't you have done it to like J or something. Damn man! Thats like the 3rd time your asses have gotten me in embarresing moments.
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| Hey you fuckers have gotten me. You remember New Year's Eve of 1999.
{::All three guys lean their heads back and think back to New Years Eve 1999. All 3 of them begin to laugh.::}
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Yeah those were some good times. Damn man, what the hell were we thinking tonight? We got to get Vampiro into shape. He has to win this match man. We got to show everybody that the darkness isn't something to be taken lightly.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Man why in the hell would you be worried about me losing to that imbred? Everybody knows he isn't shit. He is from Dudley-Ville, I mean were in the hell is that anyways?
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| Man I think it is in Arkansas or something. You know all those hill-billys down there.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Maybe. Who knows. All I know is, that Buh Buh, has no idea about the darkness that is in his future. He is going to be the first to feel the wrath of the Dark Carnival. The XWF needs a little sick and demented people in its ranks, and I am positive they will never forget what we do to them. The Dark Era is upon them and there is nothing they can do about it. Buh Buh is going to be just the first. Many of others will fall aswell. Anybody who thinks they can stop the darkness will end up hurt. It's funny, people want to hate you because of your lyrics and your psycotic rap style. Well they haven't seen anything that the Dark Carnival is capable of doing. Buh Buh being one of them. He is nothing more then a poor soul in the way of us taking over. You hear the so called Hulkamanicas, Kaneanites, and Testicals, well deep down they are all connected in one way. They all are Juggalo's deep down. Soon all the Juggalo's will feel the XWF arenas. Soon there will be havic in the ring, out of the ring, and even in the stands. The whole XWF will be over ran by the darkness. Everything will begin this Monday when I rip the soul out of Buh Buh and show that noone is safe. I mean come on who in their right mind would think thet Buh Buh Ray had a chance in hell against me with the Dark Carnival behind me? Well Buh Buh does only have like half a brain so he might think so. Poor unfotunat Buh Buh, is just a little pon in my path of total domination. This Monday, one half of the selfproclaimed, Best Tag Team ever, will fall to the darkside. He will be lucky to even walk away after this match.
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Shaggy 2 Dope*--| Well you go and do that ninja. As long as you don't wear that ridiculous clown out fit, you will reprecent the dark side well.
|--*'Extreme Juggalo' Violent J*--| Yo man, it is getting late. We got to be in New York in a few hours for the Howard Stern Show. We are out.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Ok, I got a show in the morning anyways. I'll see you guys there after the Howard Stern Show.
{:: The 3 stand up and J and Shaggy walk out the door and leave heading towards their house. Vampiro goes up to his bedroom and goes to sleep. The cameras fade backout side and get a wide picture of the house and then fades out.::}
Later that Day!
|--Scene-XWF House Show--|
{::The cameras are dawning outside a XWF House Show. The coldness from the night before has heated up just a litte. The ice on the road is starting to melt a little. Everybody are still bundled up because it is still cold. The cameras walk in throw the back door of the building and down into a basement. The cameras catch a glimps of Vampiro sitting in the corner. The fans in the arena give a mixed reaction, but the true Juggalos cheer. The cameras then slowly fade to a black screen. Back inside the arena the lights begin to flicker. The lights begin to go off and on. A stob light goes around the arena but it isn't a regulare light. No, it is the symbol of the Dark Carnival. In the middle of the ring, 4 of the differen't ICP signs begins to switch in and out. The crowd is going crazy. On the titantron, Vampiro pops up. 
He down and just begins to talk without looking into the camera.::}
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| What lies deep inside a man, is said to be what he really is. I know deep inside of me lies is nothing but darkness trying to get out. What lies inside of Buh Buh Ray Dudley? No one knows. Is it sickness? Is it twistedness? Or is it plain stupidity? Many people think that Buh Buh Ray is a sick man because he drives poor defenseless women through tables. I think he is nothing more then a cowards. Thats why he does it. This Monday he will get a chance to prove me wrong when we step into the ring, in a table match. A match that Buh Buh knows very well. None the less it doesn't give him and advantage. I am not stepping into his world, no, if anything he is stepping into my world. This match means No DQ. Which means anything can go. Which leaves me free to do anything I want to to him. Little does Buh Buh know, but he is stepping into something he knows nothing about. He is stepping over into the darkside this Monday. Something he knows nothing about and something he will fear after Raw. Poor little Buh Buh, his stay here in the XWF will be short lived. After I am through with him!
{::All of a sudden the door to the basment opens and none other then Michael Cole walks in. He walks up to Vampiro and begins to talk to him.::}
|--*'The Annoying One' Michael Cole*--| Vampiro, What in the world are you doing here? Nobody has seen you since you left wCw. Where have you been?
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Michael, I left wCw, because I wanted to go out and make more of my music career. Everybody knows about that. While I was on the road, all I keep hearing about is XWF. Poeple everywhere was talking about. I knew I had to check it out. When I did, I realized that this place was missing something. It was missing the power of the darkness. Which is why I am here now. The XWF is going to feel the power of the darkside and there wont be many survivals.
|--*'The Annoying One' Michael Cole*--| Everyone knows that you are taking Shawn Michaels spot in the match against Buh Buh Ray Dudley this Monday. How do you feel about that match and are you still in shape to wrestle after your long time off?
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Well I have been off of TV for awhile, but that doesn't mean I haven't been wrestling. I have been keeping in shape and wrestling in JCW.
|--*'The Annoying One' Michael Cole*--| JCW? What in the world is that?
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Are you a idiot Cole? JCW stands for Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. Created by ICP to bring all the violence that TV wrestling can't provide. Damn Cole, you must have no life.
|--*'The Annoying One' Michael Cole*--| Well actually, if you can keep a secrete. I don't. I spend all my time trying to interview people and thinking of questions to ask.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Should have known. Hell you can't even ask good questions in interviews, you need help. As for my match with that inbred Buh Buh. Well when I got here earlier, I saw the little interview that Buh Buh did with Funaki. He did nothing but whin like a little bitch. He complained about not having compatition. He complained about being in single matchs instead of tag team matchs. Buh Buh, TO DAMN BAD! Grow up and quit being a little bitch. Don't worry though, after what I do to you on Raw, you wont have to worry about not having tag team match and only being in single matchs because I am going to try and put you out of competition for awhile. You like to think that you and your brother are the greatest Tag Team in the XWF. HA, well I don't know if that is true or not, but I do know your ass sucks in single competition. You may think your on a role because you are undefeated. Well your streak ends here. This Monday, you will suffer your first lose. You will fall victom of the Darkside, and there is nothing you can do about it.
|--*'The Annoying One' Michael Cole*--| Well you sound very confident about this match this Monday. Buh Buh Ray Dudley is no push over. He has been in plent of single matchs and plenty of Table matchs.
|--*'The Fallen Angel' Vampiro*--| Honestly, I could careless. He could be the damn inventer of the table and it doesn't mean shit to me. Plain and simple. The Darkside will always preval. This Monday, I am going to make an example out of Buh Buh. I will show that noone stands a chance against me and the darkside. The time has come for Buh Buh Ray to realize he is nothing. He should go back to that inbred, hick town Dudleyville because he doesn't belong here in the XWF. Now Michael Cole, your reputation procedes you. You are annoying and I am sick of talking to you. Now leave me alone! I am awaiting some friends.
Vampiro pushes Michael Cole back. Michael turns and leaves the room. Vampiro just sits there patiently awaiting the arrival of his two friends. The cameras slowly walk backwards and then the transmission ends and the titantron cuts off. The crowd is still cheering. The cameras in the arena go back to its right form. Then the XWF goes to a commercial.
{.::End Transmisssion::.}
